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In their dreams: Conquer new lands and endure for all eternity!
Qin Shi Huang: Unify the world. Wherever there is land, it belongs to my Great Qin.
Emperor Wu of Han: Strike straight into the Xiongnu, sweep across Eurasia, and spread Han civilization throughout the world.
Emperor Taizong of Tang: A flourishing Great Tang, lasting for thousands of generations and shining forever!
Emperor Taizu of Song: Fight, fight, fight! Whoever messes with Great Song gets a beating!
Emperor Taizu of Ming: A warm hearth, a wife, and children.
In reality: Not one of their descendants is trouble-free!
Ying Zheng: The dynasty ends after two generations? When I get back, I'll kill that rebellious son!
Liu Che: Wait, where's my Ju'er? How did he disappear?
Li Shimin: Huh? My son and my... concubine?
Zhao Kuangyin: What a disgrace! An absolute disgrace! Is there really no one in all of Great Song who can fight?
Zhu Yuanzhang: Fourth son, come here. Father won't hit you! Why would I hit you? Don't be afraid~
Netizens: Fight! Fight! This is so fun to watch.
Another story written purely for laughs.
Theme: Aspire to great things.
