◎ Scary yet adorable evil god X lazy, pretty little beauty
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Song Changting was sent to the wrong world when he transmigrated, becoming a washed-up minor star who wanted to summon a God of Fortune to turn his luck around.
Who could have guessed the formation would go wrong?
Black liquid spread silently. Sticky tentacles coiled around his wrists, and dozens of blood-red eyes opened on the ceiling, watching him without a word.
Facing that indescribable, eerie and sinister “thing,”
Song Changting said, “Hello. So, my agent signed me up for a parenting variety show, and I still need a kid.”
System: ?
Evil God: ?
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A delicate, pretty child joined the latest season of the parenting variety show. He had pitch-black eyes, unruly curls, and two dimples whenever he smiled.
Song Changting called him Xiao Guai.
Other kids whined and refused to get up.
Xiao Guai stood by the bed at seven, holding a basin of water. “Big Brother, time to get up and wash your face.”
Other kids made a mess whenever someone cooked.
Xiao Guai stood on a stool, eight tentacles holding different cooking utensils. “Big Brother, what would you like for dinner?”
Other kids cried because they didn't want to be separated from their dads.
Song Changting cried even louder than they did. “My precious Xiao Guai!! Without you, who'll cook for me, do my laundry, clean the house, and win prizes in competitions for me?!”
Onlookers: “...?”
Isn't something a little off about this show?!
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Working was out of the question. Song Changting happily slacked off throughout the entire show, until he finally learned that the System was back up and he could leave at any time.
He set his coordinates and prepared to go, but when he opened his eyes, eighteen tentacles were wrapped around him. The transmigration system had been torn to shreds and tossed aside like a rag doll.
Song Changting: ?
A pale, handsome young man leaned against his shoulder, his breath brushing his neck as a tentacle slowly circled his waist. “Big Brother, I'll obey every one of your orders.”
“I'll be good. I'll do as I'm told.”
The monster lowered its head, its fingertip touching his lips, cold and clammy:
“But why... do you still want to leave?”
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A sweet, white-rice-ball-on-the-outside, black-hearted green-tea yandere gong X a lazy shou who strolls around with a thermos of goji berry tea
[Setting Notes]
1. An unconventional parenting variety show in a fictional, non-modern world.
2. When the gong is pretending to be a child early on, there will be no romantic content. The romance only begins after he takes his adult form.
Thanks to my dear friend Cheng Jiuxing for making the cover! Check out her gong-focused novel, I, a Slacker, But My Husband Is an Actor: a pretty, pink-haired slacker gong X a cool, overachieving actor shou. Go read it!
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Pre-order: O Pretends to Be an Alpha, Then Gets Attacked by a Tentacle Gong. Find it in my author page. Give it a click if you're interested, quq
After eliminating an SSSS-rank contaminant, Jing Lan became Blue Star's youngest major general Alpha.
Whenever he appeared, he wore a black uniform, his handsome features cold and austere, his bearing noble.
No one knew that beneath the uniform and countless honors lay the gland of an Omega.
His team went on an expedition to a desolate mining planet that had recently been ravaged by an internal conflict, leaving countless dead and wounded.
The former commander was dead. In a dim cell, they found a frail, pale, astonishingly beautiful young Omega.
His eyes were red-rimmed, iron cuffs had left marks around his wrists, and yet an alluring scent seemed to rise from deep within him.
“Officer,” he pleaded. “Save me.”
An Omega couldn't survive in a place like that. Jing Lan's compassion stirred, and he brought the young man back with him.
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The members of Team A teased that their coldhearted captain had finally fallen in love and brought an Omega home.
Jing Lan couldn't be bothered to answer them.
What could happen between two Omegas?
The young man was attentive and gentle, helping him straighten his uniform, hiding his identity in front of everyone, and holding him tightly when he went into heat...
Jing Lan's heart raced. If only the other man were an Alpha. Even a Beta would do.
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Jing Lan never dared to come clean to him, until a contaminant outbreak swept through and the young man went missing during battle.
He led the fleet deep into enemy territory, only to discover in shock that everyone at the entire base was dead.
Black vines covered the walls of the command center, and grotesque flowers bloomed from the corpses.
He smelled that familiar fragrance again.
At last, Jing Lan remembered:
When he killed the SSSS-rank contaminant Abyss, he had smelled an almost identical, alluring scent.
Amid the dense black vines sat a fair, pretty young man, happily tearing at something.
The instant he saw Jing Lan, the young man flopped down with a pitiful whimper. “Jing Lan, I'm so scared, boohoo.”
Jing Lan: …
Before you pretend to be pitiful and helpless, put away all those black vines or tentacles of yours first!!!
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Theme: Even in adversity, don't give up hope. Keep going, and you'll eventually find the way forward.
The tentacles wrapped around the neck, crawled along the veins inch by inch, circled the fair skin, and inadvertently chased deep into the collar... I took out an advance copy of "O Pretends to Be Attacked by Tentacles"! Click to see O-suit A + green tea yandere attack + tentacles! No one can stop me from writing Tentacle Play. If you like it, add it to your favorites and take me away! [The copy is as follows↓] After annihilating SSSS-level contaminants, Jing Lan was promoted to Blue Star's youngest Major General Alpha. Every time he appears, he must be wearing a black uniform, with a cold appearance and noble temperament. No one knew that beneath that uniform and countless glory, there were Omega's glands hidden. During the team's expedition, he came to a deserted mining star, where civil strife broke out not long ago, resulting in numerous casualties. The former commander died, leaving behind a sickly, pale and stunningly beautiful Omega young man in the dark cell. The corners of the young man's eyes were red, and there were red marks from the iron hoops, but he couldn't hide the secret fragrance coming from his bones. "Sir," he pleaded, "help me." Omega couldn't survive in that kind of environment. Jing Lan felt compassion and brought the other party back. Team A joked that their cold-hearted and cold-faced captain had finally started to fall in love and brought back an Omega. Jing Lan was too lazy to pay attention to them: What could happen if two Omegas are together? The young man was considerate and gentle, helping him organize his uniform, concealing his identity in front of everyone, and hugging him tightly during the fever period... Jing Lan's heart was beating: If the other party was an Alpha, even a Beta would be fine. Jinglan never dared to confess to the other party until the pollutants broke out and the young man disappeared during the battle. He led the fleet deep into the enemy's army, but was shocked to find that everyone in the base was dead. In the general command room, the walls were covered with black vines, and coquettish flowers bloomed on the corpses. He smelled the familiar fragrance again. Jinglan finally remembered: When he was killing the SSSS-level pollutant abyss, he also smelled a very similar fragrance. Among the dense black vines, a fair and beautiful young man sat, tearing something happily. As soon as he saw the visitor, the young man lay down and said, "Jinglan, I'm so scared." Jing Lan:… Before pretending to be pitiful or weak, put away all your black vines or tentacles!!!
It is my destiny to collect and hoard until I get rebate points.
What is the situation? I had stored this article in my collection for so long that I forgot about it, and then I remembered that the system notified me of a counterpoint...
What the hell? Why is the point suddenly returned?!
This book has not been updated for a long time. Will this book be discontinued?
Finally tied it up and found out that the last update was 2 months ago
When will it be updated? (Crying ( ????ω????` ))
What a picture! When will humans be able to communicate via brain waves? I no longer expect my hands to be able to draw. My imagination is full and reality is very skinny. I really hope to find a painter with big hands who can see the paintings in my mind.
It turns out that kid is the system!
I feel like Xiaoguai's good idea may not be a "good idea"