[The main story is nearing completion, so feel free to jump in. The author's upcoming book, Am I Really Not a Rookie?, and my friend's divine-world novels, Everyone Loves Lucifer and Satan's Guide to Marriage, are begging for your favorites!]
God x Lucifer (Lucifer) | Fatherly top x rebellious brat
Blurb One:
"God, I want you to love me."
"You are the first angel I created. I have already given you the greatest favor."
"No, I want a different kind of love. I want you to love me, kiss me, and enter me."
"Love me, or lose me forever. I won't accept a third option."
Blurb Two:
Lucifer was God's most beloved angel, His most perfect creation.
Until one day, God had a nightmare. In it, Lucifer was wild and unrestrained, fiercely resolute. After God rejected his confession again and again, Lucifer finally gave up, fell from Heaven, and was condemned to Hell forever.
"Love me, or lose me forever. I won't accept a third option."
God opened His eyes. Lucifer, not yet fallen, was standing before Him.
God heard His beloved angel ask, "God, have you made your choice?"
God: ...
To keep Lucifer from falling, God had no choice but to change. He yielded step by step, giving Lucifer endless patience and love, all so Lucifer would stay by His side.
One day, Lucifer had business in Hell. When he turned around, he found God staring at him with crazed eyes.
"If my concessions can't change your mind about falling, then..."
Divine power filled the sky. God seized the proud angel and brought him back to the Ninth Heaven. The world's most unbreakable chains bound God and the angel together.
Cold lips, unyielding hands, and endless nights of surrender.
God's voice was icy. "Remember, you can only be mine!"
"No," Lucifer corrected him. "You are mine."
"If you possess me as though I were one of your creations, then you're mistaken. You are the lofty Creator, but my soul is no less worthy than yours. We are equals. You may pity all beings as their Creator, but you can only love me as my lover."
Blurb Three:
Lucifer woke from a nap and realized God had become very strange.
Not only had His attitude toward Lucifer changed completely, He was always muttering things like, "Falling is forbidden."
Whenever Lucifer casually mentioned Hell, God would go crazy.
Huh?
Reader's Notes:
1. The author is terrible at writing blurbs, so please accept my apologies. I couldn't think of anything and just made this up. This is a God x Lucifer story, with God as the top and Lucifer as the bottom.
2. The plot will probably be pretty cliché: a creation falls in love with its Creator.
3. This is a self-indulgent passion project. It won't be too long, perhaps a novella.
4. Angels are genderless, and it would be a shame not to put that to use for having children, so there will be a baby. It won't be born through pregnancy; the baby will be created through the fusion and division of energy.
5. Updates whenever I feel like it, but I won't abandon it. Just look at all the neatly lined-up trees in my profile. My track record is reliable.
[Upcoming: Wait, Am I Really Not a Rookie?]
Jian Ning woke up one day to find he had lost five years of memories. According to his diary, he was a charlatan who made a living swindling people. Half a month ago, he'd been arrested for fortune-telling without a license and sent to the detention center to repent.
Before Jian Ning could mend his ways and turn over a new leaf, the crew of a livestream variety show about the supernatural forced him to impersonate Jian Mingzhou, a renowned expert in the field who had been missing for a long time, and join the show.
Guest A was a witch ranked 2,500th on the supernatural leaderboard. Guest B was a Buddhist cultivator ranked 968th. Guest C was a great master ranked 499th.
Jian Ning was a rookie ranked 1,000,000,092nd.
And Jian Mingzhou, the man he was impersonating, was ranked third.
Jian Ning panicked and posted a late-night bounty on a Q&A site: "Friends, how does a rookie pass himself off as a great master in front of the real deal? It's urgent! Please save this poor soul QAQ"
*
Facing a deadly trial, the other guests ran for their lives. Jian Ning's legs turned to jelly, and he couldn't move.
The guests praised him: "As expected of a great master. Steady as a mountain!"
When monsters appeared one after another, the other guests eagerly showed off their techniques. Jian Ning trembled with fear and was determined to play dead rather than lift a finger.
The guests understood: "They're just little monsters. They're not worth a great master's effort!"
Then the final boss appeared. The other guests were defeated one after another, and all their hopes rested on Jian Ning.
Jian Ning was so terrified his soul nearly flew out of his body. Oh no, someone save me! Can anybody help me QAQ!
In the ensuing scuffle, Jian Ning casually brushed against the final boss, and it disintegrated into dust.
Jian Ning: ...
Looking at the boss, who had died more easily than dust being brushed away, then at the guests, whose faces had gone pale with fright, Jian Ning finally understood: he wasn't the only fake! The entire crew were actors!
You should've told me sooner!
*
After his epiphany, Jian Ning changed his ways. He became calm and composed, exuding the presence of a great master.
Then the variety show suddenly announced that they would be going after a big shot on the demonic cultivator leaderboard.
Jian Ning picked at his ear. They were taking their act all the way to a demonic cultivator big shot? The lot of them were fakes. He could tear them all apart with one hand.
Jian Ning had no say in the matter. The crazed others pushed him all the way into demonic cultivator territory.
Black mist spread across the sky, blotting out the sun. Flocks of crows flew overhead, cawing again and again. A blood-scented wind whipped scattered white bones across the ground. The pitch-black gate to the abyss opened, and a man whose name struck terror into everyone on the leaderboard slowly emerged.
His gaze was dark. "Jian Mingzhou, you dumped me and still dare to come back?"
Jian Ning: "???"
Your crew is really committed to the act!
Reader's Notes:
1. Li Ce is the top, Jian Ning is the bottom.
2. Not scary. A feel-good power fantasy with lots of sweetness.
3. A fictional world with every kind of monster and demon.
Theme: Love is equal, so be brave and pursue it.
Wow (???), This can be said to be the most unique book about Hebrew mythology that I have ever read. It's so unorthodox (there's something about it)
Oh oh oh, the angle is soft~ah~
I'm very much looking forward to the author's next Shenlu novel. If you have a sweet tooth, I'll satisfy you. See you in the next one.
Ouch, I'm done chasing! Nice!
It's so funny, the wives who write about the divine path are all the best wives. Wow.
Thanks for the limited fee! I also want to touch Lucy's ears...
The extra is really fun!
Thanks for the limited fee! Super pretty
Lucy is so cute, I want to pinch her too
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finished Such a cute text