After I Transmigrated, I Became the Jianghu's Top Informant

[Master Bluffer x Great Demon King]

[Blurb] ↓↓↓

After transmigrating, Yan Suhe finds herself in the body of the former head of intelligence, the eldest daughter of the Tianji Tower. Her parents are dead, and she's being hunted. She also gets an intelligence System that claims to know everything.

System: Our goal is to get revenge and take over the Tianji Tower!

Yan Suhe exclaims, "This is a martial-arts world!"

How is a good-for-nothing like her supposed to survive?

System: "Don't be afraid, Host. You can exchange points for strength. The more you sell and the more famous you get, the more points you'll earn."

So, in order to live a better life, Yan Suhe starts her own business, selling information and trading goods. Business booms, her fame grows, and her strength keeps rising.

A new star is rising in the martial-arts world!

At last, Yan Suhe attracts someone's attention, and she's forced to start making things up.

The underground chambers beneath White Cloud Manor are linked by passages in every direction. Yan Suhe knows them as well as her own home.

Jiang Xuanming: "How do you know so much?"

Yan Suhe: "...Actually, my second aunt's nephew works here as a servant. He tells me bedtime stories."

The Shifang Sect is one of the martial-arts world's many sects. Yan Suhe casually names their great elder's favorite things.

Jiang Xuanming: "Care to explain?"

Yan Suhe: "...Actually, my cousin practices staff techniques at the Shifang Sect. He comes home and tells stories while showing off his moves."

She can't bluff just once. Gradually, Yan Suhe's "relatives" are everywhere in the martial-arts world.

Then one day, an opulent carriage appears outside Yan Suhe's door, intricately carved and studded with gold and jewels.

The curtain is drawn aside, revealing Jiang Xuanming's jade-like face. He pats the seat beside him and smiles brightly.

"Cousin, your family is waiting for you in the Demonic Cult."

"..."

Yan Suhe raises her hand without expression. The next moment, a pebble hits the horse's rump, and everyone is thrown into chaos.

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A little scene:

The new head of intelligence and the Demonic Cult's leader marry, shocking the entire martial-arts world.

On the eve of the wedding, Yan Suhe and Jiang Xuanming go over the guest list.

As they're checking it, Jiang Xuanming suddenly says:

"Wife, I want to invite your second aunt's nephew, who works as a servant at White Cloud Manor, and your cousin who practices staff techniques at the Shifang Sect..."

Yan Suhe silently raises her forty-meter saber.

"Has no one ever told you that close relatives can't marry, cousin?"

[Reading guide]

1. The author has made up a lot of details, so please don't look too closely~

2. This is the author's first story, and some parts may not be handled very well. If you don't like it, please leave gently. I bow to you all!

Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list, mwah~

The God Falls on Hard Times and Goes to School in the Interstellar Era

Blurb:

The once-mighty god Su Le loses her divine powers and falls onto the Empire's capital planet.

Dressed in rags and penniless, just as she's about to end up on the streets, she's swept up by a team clearing out the uneducated and taken to school for intensive lessons.

Tuition is free, and she even gets a living allowance.

Su Le vows through her tears: The people of the interstellar era are so kind! I'll protect you all from now on!

In the interstellar era, people's mental strength is ranked from SSS to E.

Su Le is tested and found to have only E-rank mental strength. She can't pilot a mecha and is assigned to the least promising logistics class, farthest from the battlefield.

But... who says you need to pilot a mecha to save the world?

When a beast horde wreaks havoc, Su Le flies a cargo transport from the logistics department straight above the battlefield.

She turns on the loudspeaker and cranks the volume all the way up.

"Soldiers, you're humanity's hope! Get up and charge!"

The soldiers below, on their last legs and completely exhausted: ???

"What kind of idiot is that? It's not like we don't want to charge... Wait, I think I can move again!"

It was as if they'd gained a buff. Their heads stopped spinning, their wounds stopped hurting, and they grew stronger.

The soldiers: A miracle! It's a miracle!

Interstellar law states that, to ensure the gods live forever, every school must offer a course on worshipping the gods. But the people of the interstellar era believe in science and scoff at these supposedly supernatural gods.

So the school decides that each worship session is worth 0.1 credits.

Desperate for credits, Su Le wastes no time in paying her respects to every divine statue, performing each ritual with utmost sincerity.

Please, colleagues, help me graduate!

Later, after a miracle occurs, Su Le, the only student in five years to get full marks in the worship course, receives the Empire's highest award.

The king: "You must be a divine messenger sent from the heavens!"

Su Le: "...No, I'm the god herself."

Theme: Love life.