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Gu Wenqing never expected that a model student like him would end up inside a cultivation novel, let alone as the unlucky main villain!
The hapless villain is hunted across the cultivation world, fleeing from place to place, and picks up a deadweight along the way.
To keep the deadweight safe, Gu Wenqing leaves him with an ordinary farmer and sends money regularly.
While recovering in seclusion, he passes the time each month by watching the memory stones the farmer sends, which record the deadweight growing up.
The deadweight can talk now. The deadweight can read now. The deadweight can fight now...
Time flies, and the deadweight joins a sect, bringing honor to his family!
Gu Wenqing, who sends money every month, is deeply gratified. So this is the sense of accomplishment you get from raising a kid!
Watching the kid grow more and more outstanding, this old father is so moved that tears fill his eyes. Then one day, the memory stones he receives get an upgrade! Now they have sound!
“Senior Brother Wen He!”
Gu Wenqing is struck as if by lightning. Isn’t that the protagonist’s name? He actually sponsored and raised the male lead who’s supposed to kill him!
On a mission down the mountain, Wen He meets a strange person who keeps reminding him of the adoptive father he once had.
But the other man is fair-skinned and delicate, and looks even younger than him. He’s nothing like the person in Wen He’s memories.
One day, led by the sect, he goes to raid the lair of a great demon. The lair is empty except for neatly arranged memory stones.
Looking at the stacks of memory stones arranged by age, Wen He is horrified to discover that the other man even wrote reviews after watching them!
The kid can talk now. I’m so moved TAT
The kid is so cute. I want to kiss him ><
The kid grew up while I was in seclusion. He’s not as cute as he was when he was little, but he’s very handsome. He must have caught it from me!
???
What on earth is all this?!
Bonus scenes:
1. Gu Wenqing can’t figure out what he did wrong to make the deadweight he picked up become so obsessed with him.
“What are you talking about? I watched you grow up!!!”
Wen He gives a cold laugh and dumps a pile of spirit stones out of his storage ring.
“Over the decades you raised me, you spent a total of 300,288 spirit stones on me. I’ll pay you back ten times over!”
“That was your savings for a wife!” Gu Wenqing cries in exasperation.
“Exactly. So I’m giving it all to you.”
2. Wen He slaps a little note down on the table. Gu Wenqing cranes his neck to read it.
The kid is so cute. I want to kiss him ><
“Am I not cute now?”
Gu Wenqing: ???
Blurb written on 2023/1/15 by GG.
Cover lettering gifted by a friend, background image generously provided by bs. Many thanks!
This novel starts with farming and moves on to cultivation and fighting monsters. Not a wish-fulfillment story, with a lightly ensemble cast. Anti-piracy measures are enabled, 40% ratio, one-hour delay.
The Strategy Guide for a Nobody and a Cannon Fodder
Mu Ran transmigrates into an old-school angst novel as a cannon fodder whose purpose is to serve the tragic romance between the male and female leads.
The useless System in his possession assigns him the mission “Save the Female Lead,” then goes offline.
To stay alive and get home, Mu Ran disguises himself as a woman and stays by the female lead’s side, diligently “saving the female lead.”
The male lead is here! Hide!
Men only slow down the speed at which we female cultivators draw our swords!
There are no good men. Your father included!
To keep the female lead from being defiled by the male lead, he pulls out every trick in the book!
At last, one day, the female lead takes his words to heart!
Female lead: “...”
Female lead: “You’re right.”
But why is the female lead looking at him so strangely? As if he belongs to her.
“You said he isn’t worthy of being my cultivation partner. Then will you be my cultivation partner?”
Mu Ran: !!!
He just wants to go home!
And wait, why does this “female lead” like dressing as a woman?!
(Shen) Qiu Zhen inherited his older sister’s fate at birth and has lived as a woman ever since.
Ever since realizing he was a sinner, he has wanted to give his life back to his sister.
Then a strange guy appeared by his side, circling him with clumsy illusions and boldly claiming he could protect him.
He thought the man was different from everyone else and truly cared for him.
He never expected the other man to be shocked when he learned that Qiu Zhen was a man.
“Sorry, I got the wrong person!”
Shen Qiu Zhen lets out a soft laugh. No one in this world loves him.
So he will teach the other man how to love him.
“No matter. I’ve always been good at making the best of a mistake.”
A brainless, goofy bottom x a flashy, scheming, sweet top.
Theme: Being happy is what matters most.
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Hahahaha, what do you mean, Old Shen? If you don't like someone, then you don't like them. If you still don't pay back the money you owe them, is it possible for your apprentice to pay it back?
I can't figure out the setting of the protagonist, he is an atypical villain. Before reading it, I wrote that I was afraid that the protagonist would be jealous of him. However, many of the actions of the protagonist did not give me the feeling that he is afraid of him. It was the kind of force that instilled in me that he was afraid of the protagonist but there was no plot to describe it. Two souls sharing a body need to be demined. When two people come into contact, there is always another soul present. It is quite strange. I also don't understand why the Buddhists in this world are so awesome.
Hahaha, it makes sense not to pay back the money you owe.
Lao Shen: People's hearts are inherently biased Dog head
Didn't the previous chapter say that Shou already knew Gong's identity? Why am I angry again in this chapter?
Silent... So Wen Qing and Wen He are together? It feels like we are together and yet we don't feel like we are together...
Wen He, I think you need to prove that you are very fragrant.
Who is Hezhou... (I am stupid and can't remember clearly)
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