I Woke Up to Find I Had Four Girlfriends

[Parody, parallel-world fan fiction, purely for personal amusement and keeping to my own corner]

You wake up today and discover that your favorite stars are actually your girlfriends, all four of them!

Just as you stare in shock, your phone rings.

Liu Tao messages you: “Baby, where are you?”

Liu Xinyou calls you: “Babe, have you gone out?”

Zhang Xiaofei starts a video call: “What did you get up to last night?”

Wen Yongshan rings your doorbell herself: “Honey, I forgot my key.”

You: “Unbelievable! Four bowls of free meals just fell from the sky!”

Theme: Happiness matters most