Content Warning: The author's writing is poor, so please don't flame me. The characters are heavily out of character, and the plot is incredibly melodramatic and ridiculous. It's sort of a female-led story, with a crossover featuring the Black-Mud Daughter. Pairing: Blueberry Yogurt.
You don't need to tell me if you drop the story. Thanks.
Third-person narration.
The first time I met him was a thousand years ago. The ground at his feet was covered in scattered chunks of flesh, and he was holding a sorcerer's head. A Yu thought, This giant really doesn't care about keeping clean. He's so burly, yet somehow his skin is pink and delicate.
The giant casually swung the head in his hand, splattering blood all over the new JK uniform A Yu had just bought. Furious, A Yu jumped up and flicked him on the forehead.
The white-haired servant beside the giant was dumbstruck. He shouted, "Lord Sukuna!" Then he sent countless ice crystals flying at A Yu, but she wasn't hurt at all.
Ryomen Sukuna came to his senses and waved his hand, releasing his technique, "Dismantle." A Yu was still completely unharmed. Seeing her standing there without a scratch, Ryomen Sukuna burst into laughter. "I knew you were a worthy opponent!"
A Yu stared strangely at the fool who wouldn't stop laughing. "If you laugh that loudly, won't you choke on your spit?"
Ryomen Sukuna: ...
"I was born immune to all cursed energy, so you owe me for getting my clothes dirty."
And so Ryomen Sukuna brought home a difficult woman, one he couldn't hit, couldn't scold, and couldn't get rid of. For the first time, the King of Curses felt frustrated. Fine, he'd keep her. Out of sight, out of mind.
Then Uraume had a breakdown...
The last time A Yu saw Ryomen Sukuna, he was already dead. He'd died while searching for her, leaving behind only twenty fingers. What a shame. She couldn't keep tormenting the guy anymore. But Aunt Li should help her out, right?
A flash of silver light, and using Ryomen Sukuna's cursed energy to pinpoint his location, A Yu arrived a thousand years in the future. On a school rooftop, she saw Ryomen Sukuna, bare-chested.
"You old pervert!"
Ryomen Sukuna, who'd only managed to look cool for two seconds: ...
Then, in a dramatic turn of events, some unscrupulous white-haired teacher showed up. Even this man with no sense of professional ethics couldn't help being astonished by what was happening. Ryomen Sukuna was clinging to a petite, black-haired girl with amber eyes, who was about 160 centimeters tall, and nuzzling her like crazy. Itajori Yuji appeared and, just like that, Ryomen Sukuna turned into Yuji.
Yuji, still kissing the girl's hair: ...
Ryomen Sukuna, shoved out of the way: ...
You brat, let go of my woman. Touch her again and I'll kill everyone you know.
This is a dream crossover with the Black-Mud Daughter. Guess what Gojo Satoru's relationship to the female lead is?
He's her great-great-great-great-grandfather. Heh.
Gojo Kuri and Heng Yi will also appear.
Theme: Time is never the problem.
