[Being completely rewritten. Just read the chapters marked with an asterisk!]
Breaking News:
Sword Venerable storms into a female cultivator's wedding at the Joyous Union Sect and cuts the groom in half in front of everyone! He abducts the female cultivator!
The leader of the righteous path may have fallen to the demonic path after being rejected in love. He vows to make everyone pay for his lost love!
Everyone, grab your things and run!!!
Onlookers: Munch munch munch [Recording] For real?
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Inside a bright "little black room."
The missing female cultivator, Lai Xi, is enjoying the company of two men, the Immortal Lord's brother and his enemy, with herself as the filling in the sandwich.
The doorway darkens.
She beckons to the vague figure with a finger:
"Hey, handsome. We're one short. Want to join us?"
It must be the legendary Immortal Lord Qi Yun, beautiful and elegant as a bright moon, yet fallen to the demonic path over love!
But the man who bends to enter is a tall, burly, middle-aged man with an air of righteousness.
The female in question sighs and bites down on the fruit the fourth man feeds her:
"Forget it. Triangles are more stable."
The male in question waits for her to finish eating, then gently persuades her: "Had enough fun? Come home for dinner."
The woman stands firm and refuses to go.
The man immediately draws his sword.
Just as the two lovers on the side are about to be drenched in blood, the sword tip suddenly turns inward and lightly slices through her plain robe.
Snow-white hair falls alongside beads of blood, brushing flirtatiously against a blue-green fish tail.
In the dazzling shimmer of her scales, a hoarse, low voice ripples out:
"All right?"
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1. Black-skinned little troublemaker x blackened fatherly man
2. Also known as How to Train a Blackened Sword Venerable Into a Bodhisattva at the Joyous Union Sect Tournament / Testing the Limits of Human Patience. A self-indulgent, feel-good story written for fun. Come on over and grab a bite!
[Urgent addition to the contest submission: As they spend time together, the male and female leads break each other's seals and discover their true selves, as well as what they are suited to do.]
Theme: Believe in yourself
The blood pressure rises step by step. I really want to kill them all.
I understand, you didn't finish the last chapter, but you forgot to save Brother Shen xd
Sad Xiao Heipi is very tired, right? Pei Kaiji still looked like someone outside the formation, and she gradually became powerless.
I cried. It's so depressing. I really miss my brother.
Ah ah ah ah I just came But Turtle Soup checked and it was a horror game. I don't want—!
One link after another, amazing!
Hey Difficult Entering this formation is like entering a dead end.
Xiao Heipi wants a career, Xiao Pei wants love Hey, it's another day of missing Brother Fox
Going to cheat He——Can't we practice? Do we also need spiritual energy?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.