The Royal Chef Keeps Wanting to Fire Me (Insectoid)

The side couple from next door, bringing over the problems that weren't resolved there~

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Chu Feng is the royal family's famous genius failure. He possesses a rare SSS-grade mental power, but while other male insects are busy refining female insects and expanding their territory, he's busy restoring ancient creatures that are totally useless :)

The military calls him "the useless little sweetheart."

Then he unearthed an ancient tomb and restored the tiny, bright-red ancient zombie lying inside... The iron pot and big ladle in the zombie's hands led him astray, and he became obsessed with feast after feast, completely deciding to lie flat.

But one day, the little zombie was accidentally eaten by an alien insect.

To bring the little zombie back, he overtaxed his mental power and slept for fifty years. When he opened his eyes again, the other had become a famous food streamer, denied ever knowing him, and not only slept with him, a fan, but also wanted to abort the egg they'd made together.

A second chance, back to his first love? Thanks, but no thanks, Chu Feng.

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Feymon, the royal chef, transmigrated twice, and each time was worse than the last. From farming society to the stars, the food became ever more impoverished; from the corpse of a top medicinal cuisine master to a D-grade female insect, his status kept falling. The worst part was

On his second transmigration, his sugar daddy and cornerback were nowhere to be found!!!

Heh.

Luckily, a chef adapts quickly. He soon learned to fend for himself, and his livestream became a huge hit. Life was uneventful until that 24-karat gold-level lovesick stalker finally showed up, threw himself at him, called him "wife," tried to force a kiss, and cluelessly poured out his feelings.

Feymon smacked him with a spatula without mercy, then turned around and started mixing an insect repellent.

The recipe went wrong, and the chef spent the whole night humming "Flowers in the Back Garden."

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Not long after, a little assistant appeared in Feymon's livestream.

The profile said he was a top-tier male insect, but couldn't show his face.

Soon, netizens flooded the livestream.

"How could a top-tier male insect be an assistant to a useless insect!"

"He's desperate to get famous. There are only a few top-tier ones in the entire universe..."

"I'll hack the camera and expose the truth for you!"

A+Month+LATER... The livestream was serving its usual new dish: eggs cooked in wine.

The chef scooped up the little egg character beside him and looked ready to crack it against the rim of a bowl.

"No, darling, even the fiercest tiger won't eat its own cub!" The assistant cried out in alarm, accidentally darting into the frame.

The ancient human glared. "There's no way I'm laying an egg!"

The netizens fell silent.

"I-it's actually His Highness Chu Feng."

"He even laid an egg! My little sweetheart is shattered."

"The insect who hacked the camera that day hasn't been seen in a month..."

Amid the countless gossip posts, one timid comment read:

[I'm only interested in the medicinal cuisine. It can actually restore a military female insect's aptitude. Will you ship it to remote planets?]

And that blew up the entire universe.

Couple: A professional kept man, fake sweet and innocent, lovesick archaeology-obsessed gong × looks sweet and harmless, a true craftsperson, cunning chef shou

Chu Feng: My mental power, [Traceback], can find me a wife and help my wife find ingredients.

Feymon: I'm D-grade trash, and I can play the lamb by sheer skill.

Please save this for later!!!

This story is sweet and domestic, maybe a little sugary. I'll write it if people are interested~

Also, my secret identity next door is writing a shou-focused story, "I Help People Pass the Imperial Exams." The title is basically the blurb. Story ID: 7594250

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Blurb for my next gong-focused story:

"Pluck the Stars [ABO]"

Fake playboy, genuine romantic insomniac actor gong VS fake minor voice actor who helps people sleep, genuine Asperger's math genius shou

Ye Cheng is a good actor. Tall and handsome, overflowing with alpha charm, he has played so many iconic roles on the big screen that he embodies nearly every ideal type in the OB world.

Off-screen, he wears gold-rimmed half-frame glasses with plain lenses year-round and buttons his white shirts all the way to the top. He's the very picture of abstinence. But in bed, he's as wild as someone from the Hehuan Sect. As long as they're single, delicious little omegas, he rarely turns anyone away. Every year, his sex scandals are enough to crash several servers.

Lately, Actor Ye has been very frustrated.

He hasn't found an omega whose pheromones suit him in three months, and the literary film he's just taken on requires him to be in the right state of mind.

In the film, a blind veteran encounters the sound of heaven itself. Amid a repressed, somber atmosphere, they collide in a sensual struggle of desire, surrender, and redemption. The director demands a powerful spark. The voice of heaven has to be warm, innocent, and seductive, while Ye Cheng must reach a desperate climax at the sound.

After countless NGs, Actor Ye lit a cigarette.

He had suffered from insomnia for so long that he'd lost the ability alphas prided themselves on. No matter how many adult films he watched, he couldn't fake it convincingly.

The director had no choice but to invite the voice actor playing the "voice of heaven" to the set. The little-known online voice actor wasn't very good at dealing with people, but as soon as he started his lines, his voice was like a cup of iced green plum tea on a summer day: cool, sweet, and enticing. Ye Cheng felt himself stir.

It was his first time acting as himself, and that restrained yet seductive close-up slow-motion scene accidentally became late-night viewing for countless OBs. That night, Ye Cheng also slept well for the first time in ages.

Not long afterward, the actor crashed another wave of Weibo servers.

#Ye Cheng hooks up with a minor online voice actor???

Netizen 1: No way, right? Those are two completely different circles!

Netizen 2: It's not that strange. In the new drama, Ye the gong's face and Luo the shou's voice... Hah, I'm past menopause and still can't resist them...

Netizen 3: Sorry, I wandered into the wrong circle. The minor you guys are digging into seems to be the top student in our math department.

In a dim bedroom, the actor scrolled through the comments and lit another cigarette.

His defined, bare upper body, enough to make every omega's blood race, still glistened with cool droplets of water.

He had the man in his arms and could sleep again, but now the actor had a new source of melancholy.

He wanted to pluck that lonely star from the sky and tuck it into his empty embrace.

Theme: Clear away every obstacle and build a beautiful life.