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Bai Yingshi transmigrates to the cultivation world, but before she can make a name for herself, her sect is wiped out and she falls into a deep slumber.
When she wakes again, the System, five hundred years late, greets her warmly:
[Five hundred years have passed. Welcome back, Host!]
[By the way, your sect has been destroyed. Would you rather go wild and fall into demonic cultivation, or despair and hurt yourself?]
Bai Yingshi is speechless. ...Why did you take so long to show up!
The once-wealthy Heavenly Spirit Palace, nestled among mountains and rivers and surrounded by abundant spiritual energy, is now stuck in a remote corner on the border between the demon and fiend realms. Not a blade of grass grows nearby, and there's not a trace of spiritual energy.
The sect itself looks as if a storm has swept through. The treasury is empty, even the floor tiles have been pried up, and someone has taken the doghouse by the main gate.
The good news: Her senior brothers and sisters are all still alive.
The bad news: They're all in coffins. To put it nicely, they're asleep. To put it bluntly, they're living corpses.
Fortunately, there's always a way forward. After spending a night crouched among the ruins, Bai Yingshi decides to rebuild the sect with the help of her online-course System!
Courses include, but aren't limited to:
"Improving Spiritual Field Soil: From Barren Ground to Bumper Crops," "Analyzing Customer Needs: What Kind of Sword Do Cultivators Really Want?" "Improving the Flavor of Fasting Pills: From Pig Slop to the Pinnacle of Cultivation Cuisine," and "Crisis PR: How to Clear Your Name When Accused of Being a Demonic Cultivator"...
Bai Yingshi spends her days taking online classes and her nights calling "Wake up, wake up" beside the sect's coffins.
Later, the sects and clans that once divided up Heavenly Spirit Palace's resources suddenly realize that the spiritual veins of the palace they had ground into the dirt have somehow recovered, and it's even richer and stronger than before!
The people of Heavenly Spirit Palace make tribulation lightning look like a bath scrub. They eat pills worth a hundred thousand spirit stones each like candy, and casually play with resources others can only dream of... The chief disciples of great sects, young clan heirs, demon lords, and true lords of the fiend realm all beg for admission at Heavenly Spirit Palace's gates.
Bai Yingshi's online training classes become impossible to get into across the entire cultivation world!
Countless people stay up all night waiting for a chance to get a course slot, while cultivators hoping to join Heavenly Spirit Palace nearly wear down its doorstep.
Even more terrifying, people throughout the cultivation world have somehow started using jargon no one else understands:
"We hit this quarter's KPI."
"Your department's ROI is a problem."
"Master said today's class covers cross-sect resource integration."
The ancient monsters who have lived for a thousand years are furious. "What on earth are you talking about?!"
Bai Yingshi smiles brightly. "All you need to know is that it's time to settle accounts."
Everything you took from Heavenly Spirit Palace back then, we'll reclaim, every last bit, with interest!
Years later, Bai Yingshi ascends to godhood, but her online courses are still passed down throughout the cultivation world.
Every new generation of cultivators takes the same introductory class: "Bai Yingshi's Complete Cultivation Course Collection."
Content warning!!!
This story is a slow burn. Just sit back and enjoy it!
The heroine has an unusual personality, and the hero doesn't appear much. Overall, this is a career-focused story.
A goofy, irreverent story where the author lets loose. If you like it, don't forget to tap the button and add it to your favorites! (A tough girl acting cute.jpg.)
Theme: Knowledge is power. Learning helps us improve!
Gugu writes well~~~~Update soon