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Everyone knows that a certain famous streamer rules the mecha competition scene with his incredible combat skills and inhuman talent, "committing every kind of misdeed" and picking fights with everyone and everything.

Streamer: Pardon my bluntness, but everyone here is trash.

Streamer: If you can't even pilot a Class C mecha, what are you even doing here? Trash, get out of your dad's training room.

Streamer: Mods, ban and kick out the person who wants to see me in a dress.

Until one day, a tough opponent showed up in his stream.

This tough opponent seemed even better at fighting than he was, putting his position at the top of the competition rankings in serious jeopardy. Worse still, this damn opponent seemed strangely familiar.

Streamer: Why are you imitating him? Are you a fan of the Executive Officer, too?

Tough Opponent: No. Is he your idol?

Streamer: No, he's my god.

Tough Opponent: Let me tell you a secret. I'm actually Qi Lan.

Streamer: I'll tell you a secret, too. I'm actually your dad.

*

The twelve Executive Officers of Sector One represent the strongest combat force and highest authority on the entire planet. They wield immense power, and are stern, imposing, and impossible to offend.

Executive Commander Qi Lan is a fearsome presence, and the pilot of the super-S-class mecha Di Shi.

During the Battle of Xiding ten years ago, he fought desperately against the mutants. At the brink of death, he turned the tide of battle and single-handedly defended Central City. To this day, people hail that legendary moment as a divine descent and worship him with reverence.

And then...

The colonel's fans watched their revered god enter the stream of a certain domineering streamer, shower him with one firework gift after another, and become his top donor in the blink of an eye.

Qi Lan: Got it out of your system? Come out and get something to eat.

Ling Wei: …

Netizens: ???

*

The Battle of Xiding cost tens of thousands of soldiers their lives, but bought Liexing ten years of peace.

Ten years later, the mutants returned, and the safe zones were no longer safe.

At this critical moment, a certain domineering streamer lazily opened his livestream.

"You cowards, your dad's going to find you an antidote. You'd better hold out until I get back."

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When the enormous aircraft first appeared, circling above the city, people seemed to welcome a massive media frenzy.

Behind the celebrations, earthquakes, tsunamis, viruses, floods, droughts... were constantly ravaging the Earth.

Then the aircraft appeared again, announcing in a cold mechanical voice to all of humanity that Earth's countdown to extinction had begun.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...

Overnight, the horns of the apocalypse sounded, and fear and frenzy began to spread unchecked.

The hovering aircraft became humanity's only lifeline.

"Identification number A447470, congratulations. You have qualified for survival on a Class VII Earth-like planet."

"Why are you helping us?"

"To the universe, humanity is like ants on Earth. Though insignificant, you still have value."

*

Class VII Earth-like planet.

This place seemed just like Earth, and yet completely different.

Song Lin stared expressionlessly at her ex-boyfriend, current boyfriend, and blind date standing before her, and fell silent.

Why did she have to face this kind of love triangle on her very first day on an alien planet?

But when life and death were at stake, old grudges and romantic entanglements had to take a back seat.

To find food and fill their stomachs, they outmaneuvered wild beasts, fought swarms of insects, and schemed against human nature...

To find a place to live, they built houses and camps, cleared land and planted crops, and expanded their territory, constantly searching for a way to survive.

"In this primitive age where we have nothing, the strong are king." So said her ex-boyfriend, Huo Changting.

"A so-called strong person needs more than brute strength. They also need a clever mind." So said her current boyfriend, Cheng Yanqing.

"Brother Huo has a strong, dependable body, Brother Cheng has an exceptionally clever mind, I have a gentle and understanding nature, and Brother Song has a generous, accepting heart. The four of us make one happy family!" So said her blind date.

"Shut up, all of you! If you aren't tired, get out there and start hoeing!" Song Lin finally snapped.

Theme: Defend the planet: streamers have a duty, too