A couple of days ago, I had a meal with Wayne.
When I sat down, I immediately said, "Wow, I made the Joker cry recently. I'll give you a chance to compliment me."
He burst out laughing and couldn't recover for a while.
That's a classic straight guy for you.
Then I sat down and continued, "Let's play a question-and-answer game."
He said, "You ask, I'll answer."
I said, "Do you know when you look the most handsome to me?"
He said he didn't know. That's why straight guys are so boring.
An ordinary woman would say, "You look your best when you pay for things for me." But what did I say?
I said, "You look the most handsome when you're paying compensation for superhero property damage."
He was delighted all over again, completely caught off guard.
At the end of the meal, I said, "Give me a Joker damage bill to expense as a reward for having such good taste and dining with the most handsome gentleman in the world. I'm so happy!"
In the end, he happily reimbursed the entire damage bill.
That meal cost us $168,600. When I got home and checked my phone, I saw a message from him:
"I'm so happy when I'm with you."
Theme: Protect the superheroes
233333, Cracking down on criminals for so many years because the price of pork is too high... Hhhhhh, I think it's a bit interesting, come on, author!
The copywriting is interesting. Madam, you successfully caught my attention [Compare your heart]
So interesting hahahahaha squat squat
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