[First Novel by a New Writer, Many Issues, Read at Your Own Risk]
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Blurb
Jiang Yu was raised in a Taoist temple from childhood. Unexpectedly, she transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel, where she was a clingy, spoiled fake heiress who repeatedly got in the way of the true heiress and the top-tier star's romance. She was the kind of character everyone hated just hearing about.
Jiang Yu's head ached from reading it. With a flick of her hand, she blocked the top-tier star, then called the true heiress back to inherit the billion-dollar fortune.
As for her... wouldn't it be nice to lie flat and live like a lazy fish?
So she found a wellness variety show where she could drink tea and bask in the sun, ready to lie flat in peace.
On the show
While everyone else worked themselves to exhaustion plowing fields and planting rice, she stretched out beneath a tree for a nap. When she woke and saw the sudden downpour, she could only shrug at the dejected group.
“Didn't I tell you today was a bad day for farm work? You wouldn't listen...”
While the others diligently completed tasks and gathered supplies, all Jiang Yu had to do was call out, and the villagers would crowd her doorstep that very day, bringing all kinds of supplies. There was so much that it wouldn't all fit.
The other guests: “...”
Jiang Yu felt a little guilty. “I didn't do anything...” She'd only helped them out a little while she was at it...
Before the show aired
[The director put these two fake-and-true heiress sisters, who are also rivals in love, together just to attract attention. Aren't they afraid the show will fall apart?]
[Let's see how this spoiled heiress makes life miserable for the other guests.]
After the show aired
[Waaah, sisterly love! Men are nothing but clouds. That top-tier star is just a tool for the beauties.]
[How does Jiang Yu manage to barely appear on screen in an entire episode, yet have every guest mention her in almost every sentence!!!]
The top-tier star watched as everyone swarmed around Jiang Yu. EXCUSE ME?! His colleague's reputation was gone, and his partner had been stolen too?
Blurb Two:
The top-tier star secretly tried to put Jiang Yu down and team up with the true heiress to generate buzz.
Jiang Yu said bluntly, “If there's give and take, that's being kept. What you're doing barely counts as charity.”
The true heiress said, “Whoever picks on my sister will have to answer to me.”
The top-tier star: “...”
A certain celebrity mocked Jiang Yu, directly and indirectly, for relying on a sugar daddy and getting away with anything.
Jiang Yu, with her arm linked through someone's: “Thanks for asking. How did you know I became your boss's wife?”
As soon as the variety show aired, the internet was flooded with people criticizing Jiang Yu for cultivating a blunt, honest persona.
Jiang Yu smiled. “You make a good point. No need to say it again next time. I'm not changing anyway.”
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Lu Jingzhou was an immortal god who could neither age nor die. After making an irreparable mistake, he tried to make amends, and then he attracted a troublesome girl...
He noticed that the girl, who was surrounded by a heavy yin aura, kept following him with shining eyes.
He was just about to turn her down when he heard her thoughts: Hehehe, a free, unlimited charging station! I'm back in business!
Lu Jingzhou: “...”
I thought you were after my looks. I didn't realize you just wanted to use me?
Reader's Guide: 1. Everything in this story is made up. The events and characters are not based on real people.
2. A laid-back, goofy, blunt girl × a jealous, childish guy who's lived for a very long time.
3. The variety-show content begins in Chapter 10.
4. ★ This may have the flaws of a first novel by a new writer. The writing is terrible, so enter at your own risk. Kisses~
Upcoming Novel
Liang Sui, a veteran of quick transmigration, enters her final world. In the book, she's the true heiress who grew up away from home, a spoiled and obscure celebrity who drives all the guests crazy on a dating show and ends up being shunned by the entire internet.
Her original mission is to play a cannon-fodder supporting female role, pave the way for the domineering CEO and his sweet wife to fall in love, and become the object of affection all the male guests avoid.
On the dating show
The flirtatious CEO sends signals everywhere, draping his suit jacket over one woman and then another.
Liang Sui watches with her arms crossed. “What's he done wrong? He just wants to give every girl a warm embrace.”
The popular singer composes and performs a song himself, claiming he's created a new version of an old tune just for Liang Sui.
Liang Sui, expressionless.jpg: “So you're a scrap collector who likes to recycle? And my perfect pitch tells me this song's score is nearly identical to another one.”
She succeeded in being spoiled and causing trouble. She succeeded in wreaking havoc on the hero and heroine.
But why were things starting to go off track?
At first, all the guests avoided her. Later
A top actress invited Liang Sui to appear in her film, then choked up while talking about Liang Sui's help at the awards ceremony;
An esports player held up his trophy after winning the championship and sent her his wishes: “Sui-jie, this glory belongs to both of us”;
A playboy rich second-generation heiress rented out a villa to celebrate the heroine's birthday, deliberately leaving Liang Sui out and inviting a crowd of friends to watch her get laughed at.
But Liang Sui arrived in a stunning, dignified qipao, leaving everyone dazzled the moment she appeared.
She smiled boldly and freely, then lightly slapped the property deed against the CEO's face. “Take yourself and your little sweetheart and get out of my house.”
Watching the hero and heroine, who had grown closer through hardship, embrace one another,
Liang Sui thought: How is this not mission accomplished? :)
Other people on dating shows: romance, sweet nothings, and swimming in the sea of love.
Liang Sui on a dating show: sharp-tongued takedowns, recruiting underlings, and mowing everyone down.
Yun Zhi was a Demon Lord who shook the Three Realms. No one knew his pain and despair. Only Liang Sui, who had carried him out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, understood.
She was the light that swept away the gloom. To him, she was the moon he dared not reach for.
Until one day
Yun Zhi lost Liang Sui.
When he opened his eyes again, he had become a cat. The person he had longed for day and night was right in front of him. She bent down and rubbed his head. “What an adorable cat!”
I bet you'll take me home again today, right?
Thesis: Live earnestly and work hard!
The explosive recognition scene hahahahaha
Why is this Ah Piao the only one next to the heroine after she wakes up? Where is the original owner's soul? (Curious)
The last time they died was a hundred years ago. They were all ordinary people. How come the male protagonist lived for thousands of years?
The last person to appear is the Mary Sue who ran away after hearing the evil in the previous chapters.
Did I miss it? Where is the information about Yuyu's biological parents?
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It feels like sometimes the plot is skipped after being unfinished.
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