Hey! How Did I Transmigrate Again?!

[I just found out you can't make major revisions to a V-rated story o(╥﹏╥)o]

Blurb 1:

After transmigrating into another world once again, Li Xu was very calm. The setting was still ancient times, and as a max-level veteran, he figured it was just another fresh start.

Watch me open a shop and make money, make friends, and meet the powerful. I'll add another world of resource extraction for my homeland, the Flower Country (crossed out), a lovable ally from another world.

Then one day, an "old man" who could perform lightness skills took him up to the roof to enjoy the view.

Li Xu was thrilled. "Woohoo, so I've transmigrated into a martial arts world! (〃'▽'〃) New goal: watch me kick third-rate fighters, palm-strike second-rate ones, and secure my spot as a top-tier grandmaster."

Then one day, streaks of light filled the sky, telling him: Bet you didn't see that coming. This is a cultivation world.

Blurb 2:

In the year XXXX, after a storm of crimson clouds and thunder swept across the globe, the world began to change in secret.

Plants grew at a frenzied pace, animals regained their ancestral intelligence, and monstrous sea creatures mutated... Residents of every corner of Blue Star quickly noticed the changes. After investigating, they began pouring resources into research, hoping to claim the top spot in the coming fourth global transformation.

Just as everyone was caught up in a fierce race, the Flower Country across the ocean, deeply concerned about the poor health of its university students, imposed a set of [Fitness Exercises] and tied them to graduation grades.

Later, after students protested, saying, "Lots of people are in poor health, especially office workers. We're way better off than they are," the government doubled down, making the [Fitness Exercises] a required exam for civil servants, and even a major factor in promotions. Eventually, the exercises were taught to children, too.

And so, the people of the Flower Country began their "happy" lives of exercise.

Until that day.

In the livestream, the host smiled as they introduced Li Xu, a major figure on Shuyin who had become popular for his "transmigration short dramas."

Dressed in white robes and a jade crown, with handsome, refined features, he pinched his fingers into a spell. Under the confused gazes of 1.4 billion people, he stepped onto a flying sword and shot straight into the sky.

Then a deep voice rang out from beyond the camera: "The Flower Country Cultivation Academy is now complete. Those who scored full marks on the exercises, remember to register at your local village committee!"

Boom!!

The gates to a new world had opened!!!

Reading guide:

1. This story is a companion to the author's other novel, How Do I Convince People I Transmigrated? The plots aren't closely connected, so you don't need to have read the earlier book to enjoy this one.

2. This story is slow-burn and long. There might not be many exciting moments at the beginning, so please think twice before reading if that bothers you. Thanks!

[The Fake Heiress Finds Out About the Real Heiress's System]

Blurb:

When Qiao Yiyi first bound herself to the System, she was very reluctant. She was a beautiful young woman with loving adoptive parents, a reliable best friend, an adoptive brother who was a rising star in business, and a place at a good university. Why would she want to get involved in some real-versus-fake heiress drama?

But the System threatened to kill her, so she could only grit her teeth and agree to bind herself to it.

For the sake of her life, Qiao Yiyi frantically read a whole series of novels about real and fake heiresses, wealthy family feuds, and domineering CEOs. But all her preparations collapsed the moment she met the fake heiress.

Lin Xiaoxue wore her hair in a neat ponytail and a white lab coat. She formally welcomed Qiao Yiyi, then hurried off.

Behind her, Lin Dad and Lin Mom remarked that Xiaoxue had been a genius since childhood. She'd skipped grades all the way through university, then earned her master's and doctorate in just two years. Her papers were published one after another, and last year the national research institute recruited her. Now, at just twenty, she was already leading her own research team.

Qiao Yiyi: "..." She was dazed and dejected. At twenty, Xiaoxue was... well, at twenty, Qiao Yiyi was... Sobbing. How could the gap between people be so huge?

Just as she was questioning herself, the System's icy voice rang in her mind.

[Ding! Host detected returning to the Lin family. Issuing the first mission.]

[Lin Xiaoxue pretends to welcome the heroine home. She has the servants cook shrimp that will trigger the heroine's allergies, then pretends not to know and serves some to her. When the heroine refuses, Lin Xiaoxue pretends to cry, making Lin Dad and Lin Mom furious. They force the heroine to eat the shrimp, causing her arms to itch and turn red all night.]

[Mission: Refuse to eat the shrimp and expose the white lotus's sinister intentions.]

[Mission success: Reward: ten jars of whitening clay.]

[Mission failure: Death!]

Qiao Yiyi: "..." Seeing Lin Xiaoxue turn away and start to leave, she rushed over in terror, hugged her thigh, and wailed at the top of her lungs.

", Big Sister, save my life!!!"

Check out this silly author's completed novel, too.

[How Do I Convince People I Transmigrated?]

Blurb 1:

Li Xu transmigrated. One step was all it took to switch worlds.

After finally convincing himself to settle down in ancient times, he was trying to decide whether to pursue a career in government, take up arms to defend his country, or use modern knowledge to become a tycoon, when clatter! He transmigrated back again.

Blurb 2:

Li Xu opened an account on Shuyin to show off his daily life in ancient times, hoping to get the attention of the government. But his hopes were far too optimistic.

He showed his rural life in ancient times. Netizens said the uploader was so generous, with a huge cast of extras.

He didn't believe them, so he switched to showing off an ancient city. Everyone praised him, calling the rich guy who'd built such a huge backlot incredibly cool.

In the end, he had no choice but to play his trump card: the ancient imperial examinations. The history buffs nodded, saying the details were impressive.

Ahhh! There's nothing I can do! Whatever, forget it. I'm done trying to convince them.

Until one day, Li Xu cut down several trees on his estate to make beams for a new house.

Flower Country Forestry Bureau: Hello. After investigation, we have determined that the trees you cut down earlier were dove trees, a nationally protected first-class species. This violates our country's Forest Law. Please contact the Forestry Bureau promptly.

He stared in confusion.

Only after a long while did he come back to his senses.

I... think I've found the right path.

Theme: United, we can defeat any enemy!