My new novel next door, The Scum Female Lead Goes Slack and Becomes a Star, is now underway. The blurb is below!
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Blurb:
Bai Jiu was born under an ill-fated star, so her parents left her in the care of the Taoist priest Lin Xuan.
Lin Xuan had profound knowledge of Taoist arts and no one to inherit his skills. After adopting Bai Jiu, he didn’t expect her to carry on his school’s legacy. He only hoped she would learn a little Taoist magic, accumulate enough merit to change her fate, and live a better life.
But then
Lin Xuan taught Bai Jiu how to control beasts.
The next day, the Tiger King, ruler of all demons, brought a whole litter of little white tiger cubs to Bai Jiu in his mouth. “Great Immortal, have a look. Which one do you like? Pick one quickly.”
Lin Xuan: ...
Lin Xuan taught Bai Jiu how to catch ghosts, sending her to practice alone at a mass graveyard at night while secretly following her.
Bai Jiu actually caught three little ghosts and started playing poker with them. “Hurry up! Why are you taking so long over a card game?”
A hundred-year-old vengeful ghost, its bloody maw gaping, trembled as it held its cards and burst into tears. “Great Immortal, can’t I just admit defeat? Waaaaah...”
Lin Xuan: ...
Lin Xuan taught her how to heal the sick and save lives, and gave her a patient who was on the verge of death.
Bai Jiu flipped through a medical book, then dragged the King of Hell up from the underworld. “Can this person be saved?”
“Yes, yes, absolutely.” The King of Hell took out the Book of Life and Death. “Immortal, how long would you like her to live? Would a hundred years be enough?”
Lin Xuan: ...
Later, Lin Xuan saw the Three Pure Ones, Nuwa, Pangu, and many other gods nervously standing before his disciple like schoolchildren waiting for their homework to be graded.
The Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning: “Ancestor, what do you think of my swordsmanship?”
The Celestial Worthy of the Way and Its Virtue: “Ancestor, is there anything I should improve in the Tao Te Ching?”
Nuwa: “Ancestor, should I make any further changes to the appearance of humanity?”
Lin Xuan: !!!
What kind of immortal had he brought home?
P.S. A feel-good, indulgent story. The female lead has a huge golden finger, there are many original settings, and it’s all about carefree fun.
My new novel, The Scum Female Lead Goes Slack and Becomes a Star, is now underway. Blurb:
Overworked office worker Song Caicai worked herself to the bone for the capitalists and ended up dying from burnout.
Then she transmigrated into an old-school CEO romance, as the female lead who gets put through the wringer.
System: “You must give 120 percent, reach the top of the entertainment industry, and make the male lead weep as he chases you after ruining everything!”
Song Caicai sprawled out like a slacker. “I can’t push myself any harder.”
Given a second life, Song Caicai was willing to put in any effort to stay alive, except for going to bed and getting up early, or being a useful member of society.
So netizens watched as the scandal-ridden, attention-seeking white lotus celebrity suddenly gave up trying.
When other guests on a variety show passionately encouraged young people to be useful members of society, saying, “Everyone is born with a purpose!”
Song Caicai said, “If I can avoid being useful, I will.”
What do celebrities do on their days off?
Other stars: Do yoga, read books, and cook.
Song Caicai: A cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and gaming while cursing all day.
Song Caicai’s dream: Retire, take it easy, and collect rent.
Song Caicai’s three favorite things: Eating, sleeping, and gaming.
Song Caicai’s catchphrase: “I’d rather just die.”
Everyone in the industry assumed Song Caicai would fade into obscurity, but she somehow became a top-tier star by doing nothing.
Overworked employees everywhere became her fans, and her iconic lines spread from one exhausted worker to another. What is this? The genuine spirit of a wage slave!
“On my way to work at eight in the morning, even passing dogs get an earful from me.”
“I’m so fragile. Any difficulty can knock me flat.”
“Every day, I examine myself three times: Did I slack off? Did I take the blame? Did I fall for an empty promise?”
Song Caicai, serene: “Slacking off is fun for a while. Slacking off forever is fun forever.”
Theme: Study hard.
Divine Descent [Jujutsu Kaisen]
Andy's Wife [The Shawshank Redemption]
The Days of Starting an Industrial Revolution in Ancient Times
I Paid Off My Student Loans with Horror Games [Infinite]
Raising a Baby as a Danmei Novel's Supporting Lady [Quick Transmigration]
N Ways to Die at Sukuna's Hands [Jujutsu Kaisen]
The Tragic Novel Heroine Gave Up and Became Famous
She Pouts Like Her Life Depends on It [Book Transmigration]
Transmigrated into a Danmei Novel as the Cannon-Fodder Wife
Saving That Villain (Matriarchal Society)
Rebuilding the Jujutsu World with Gojo the Cat
Well, even Pangu and Nuwa were called ancestors. I can't imagine what kind of existence they were.
It makes me sick, abandon the article, this is the direction of SB
Are you kidding? A creation god with memory would fall in love with a mortal man, and it's not like he has experienced calamity.
... This brother is useless, just throw it away, it is not recyclable in the trash can
It's okay if you don't want this family
Originally, I felt okay about Song Ying, because compared to the selfishness of the brothers and the indifference of Bai Cheng, at least she defended her daughter. But now, good guy, my biological daughter has just been taken away, and her tears have not been wiped away. She immediately empathizes with a so-called baby who looks like her daughter??? I can't understand
It feels like it's a bit unfinished
Why does this article look like a book I've read? The max-level boss got the sickly script.
Come on, it's not enough to give away your daughter and you have to find a substitute. It's too stupid. This family can't have it anymore.
I'm speechless, such a family