HP: A Journey Through Hogwarts

The author of this story can't write a synopsis or come up with a title.

This story has no CP, but an original character has a one-sided crush.

I was just an ordinary grad-school exam candidate who was losing my hair.

Why did I transmigrate just from playing a game?!

Fine, I can deal with transmigrating, but why did my awful luck have to come with me?!

Where's the System?! I want a System, hey! Where's the standard transmigration System?!

I could just be a good, well-behaved student, happily hang out with my friends, and maybe even save someone from a tragic fate.

What's that?

A scary little black cat?

I'll adopt it.

Another little black cat about to drink something harmful?

I'm taking it with me.

A dog locked up somewhere?

I'll bundle it up and bring it home.

By the time I came to my senses, my home had descended into chaos.

With cats and dogs at each other's throats, the door to my room, the one thing separating me from the chaos outside, became the greatest invention in human history.

Shut the door.

Ah, another lovely day.

Not a chance!

A Veela's prophecies are never wrong.

A snake lies in wait in the shadows, waiting for the unwary to show weakness.

Go forth. The road ahead will leave you bloodied, but it will also shine with brilliance.

The heroine is a Ravenclaw, with no interest in love or desire. She could take up mountain meditation at any moment. If someone asked her to fall in love, she'd rather go down to the docks and get some fries.

Theme: Finding fun in the chaos