Recreating the Three O'Clock Cat of Tokyo

[Seeking bookmarks for the upcoming novel [Investiture of the Gods] Ying Zheng Cat Keeps Telling Me to Rebel Today. Blurb at the very end.] Updates every other day for now. A lighthearted kitty story~ A new cat cafe called Three Moments of Meow opened in Tokyo. Its owner was a youthful, beautiful seventeen-year-old JK. ** When Matsuda brought people to the cafe and accused it of hiding a criminal suspect, she said, "You're looking for Mr. Mori? No problem. Did you bring handcuffs? Never mind, the ones you brought probably won't fit very well. I'll go get a suitable pair." She handed Matsuda a black-and-white cow cat with rose-gold handcuffs on its front paws. "Here he is. Our cat cafe knows nothing about anything he does." Ougai Cat: "Meow~" (tilts head innocently) Matsuda stared at the cat in his arms, then looked at the owner with a strange expression. Matsuda: ? ** When Geto, the cult leader, came to persuade Kamikawa Momo to join the Time Vessel Association, she said, "The Time Vessel Association sounds like it has no future. Why not join my Universal Cat God Cult instead? I'll make you the Left Protector. Once my Cat God Cult takes over the entire planet, you'll be our number-one hero. You can be in charge of every zoo from then on." Geto, the cult leader: ? ** When Hiromitsu opened his eyes again, the low viewpoint made him uncomfortable. He should have been dead, but instead he had appeared in a cat cafe. she said, "Hey, kitty, here to sell yourself? Oda Sakunosuke Cat, show him the ropes and teach him the rules at Three Moments of Meow. Men have to follow men's morals, cats have to follow cat morals. A kitty who doesn't follow cat morals gets dragged out and neutered." Hiromitsu Cat: Cat freezes.jpg ** When Kamikawa Momo discovered that Dazai Cat liked jumping into the water, she said: "What's so bad about being a cat?" Dazai Cat: "Meoww~ Nobody will drown with me. Momo, will you come with me?" (deeply emotional.jpg) she said: "People and cats are from different worlds. Don't fall for me, it won't work out... Also, the fish tank is too small. You can drown a cat, but people won't fit." Dazai Cat: Stunned.jpg * PS: The name of the column this book belongs to is Poems by Taibai Cat. PS: I've done my best with the blurb. If I start writing it, I'll probably revise it, but the core idea won't change. PS: There are both Chinese and foreign literary greats~ This came about because the author watched too many cat videos and wanted to write a cat story! PS: The golden finger is a game called Literary Greats: Wild Cats. There are two kinds of cats in the game, literary great cats and wild cats. A card draw won't necessarily give you a literary great cat. Recommending my own upcoming novel Blurb [Investiture of the Gods] Ying Zheng Cat Keeps Telling Me to Rebel Today Ever since Qin Yue transmigrated into the Investiture of the Gods, she had diligently and dutifully cultivated every day. As long as she could hang on until the Zhou dynasty, she'd win! Then a strange System found her, and she ended up with a bunch of cats. Getting cats for free was a good thing. But these cats were called Ying Zheng and Wu Zetian, and there was even a Zhu Baba grumbling and cursing. Qin Yue: Something's not right. Something's very not right. ** Once there were more cats, things got even stranger. Zhao Kuangyin Cat: Why not put on the imperial yellow robe and rebel? Zhu Yuanzhang Cat: That's what I think too. Why should ordinary people suffer when the immortals fight? Zhou still uses human sacrifices, and it's no good for us peasants. Why not fast-forward things a bit? Ying Zheng Cat: Zhou fell to Qin. What's wrong with bringing that forward a little?! Before Qin Yue could process how they'd already fast-forwarded to rebellion, the little cats, who all supported rebelling, started arguing with one another. The issue was which dynasty's design to use for the emperor's ceremonial robes. Ying Zheng Cat: I am the First Emperor. The ceremonial robes should follow Qin's design. Zhao Kuangyin Cat: Qin fell after just two generations. That's not appropriate. My Great Song's robes are prettier! Ying Zheng Cat: ? Zhu Yuanzhang Cat: I object. Why should the Great Wimp Song get to decide? Zhao Kuangyin Cat: ? Wu Zetian Cat: Yue'er and I are both women. We should use my style! Catherine the Great Cat: Yue would look better in a dress, with a crown covered in jewels to go with it. None of the cats would yield. They brought along their descendants and subordinates and launched into a direct brawl. Cat fur flew everywhere, and the scene was a lively one. Qin Yue spoke timidly: "Um, is it possible that we don't have a single person under our command?" Ying Zheng Cat waved a paw and summoned a vast army of terracotta warriors. His voice was low as he asked, "Is this enough? If not, there's more." Qin Yue drew in a sharp breath and hurriedly said, "It's enough, it's enough! The training grounds can't hold any more. I'll rebel right now, okay? QwQ" PS: The cats can fight, and together they're quite powerful. PS: The protagonist has the same name as the one next door because I was too lazy to think of another name. You can think of them as counterparts in parallel universes (?). Theme: Strive onward to see the light of tomorrow