Does the Lonely Prime Minister Lu Deserve to Have Love?

In the state of Yin, there's a pragmatic prime minister who is constantly mocked by his useless younger brother for being single. His brother's husband smiles on the outside while calling him a lonely old bachelor in his mind. The emperor, who leaves everything to others and is lovesick, also complains that the prime minister needs to be less tsundere. And the awkward general who never says what he means calls him a hopeless bachelor.

Why is life so hard?

A certain emperor [wailing]: This is bad! This is bad! Great Yin is doomed! Great Yin is doomed!

A certain prime minister [looking around and sneering]: It really is doomed~ I'm the only one doing any work~ Everyone else is useless~ Why wouldn't it fall apart?

A certain Hanlin scholar [sprawled across his desk in the sun]: Heh~ The Hanlin Academy really is the best~ So relaxing~

A certain proofreader [eyes darting, lips curling]: This proofreader job is great~ I get meals, I get paid, and I only work half a day~ Wonderful~ Just wonderful~ (glances around) The director's not here. Time for a nap~ Then I'll have to write more after work~

A certain general [swaying with his wine flask, eyes half-closed]: Good wine!

A certain physician [sprawled like a pancake beneath a wisteria trellis]: Don't call me until your patient is at death's door~

What can we do?

Everyone's useless~

We're definitely doomed~

Welcome to the author's new novel~

Set in a completely fictional world.

Just for fun.

Please don't nitpick.

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Theme: Useless people are no good