[Western Crossover] How Am I Supposed to Eat My Fill?

Completed! This book will switch to VIP chapters starting June 7, so please pay attention to the chapter listings. A ten-thousand-word update is in the works... Also, best of luck to all the students taking the college entrance exam! At the age when he should have been working hardest, Yuanshan Dongzhi chose to enjoy himself. Then Kou Kou sent him to Gotham to clean up a mess. ...And, as a bonus, he got to live at his dad's house. "This is a nightmare," Yuanshan Dongzhi grumbled as he crouched right at the center of the action, intensely following the drama and bouncing around as he admired Gotham's endless supply of colorful characters. After that, he decided to put down roots in the city and join forces with Red Hood to build their business into the biggest and best, and make it shine all over again. "If there's something wrong with your head, go get it treated." The voice coming through the voice changer crackled with static. Red Hood leaned against his motorcycle with his arms crossed, watching Yuanshan Dongzhi brace himself against a wall and throw up. There was an unusual dent in Red Hood's smooth helmet today. "Bullshit. I'm carsick." Nobody could hate Bruce. Lillian liked him too. Arkham had pretty good feng shui. So Bruce was Batman... Wait! What! In a white maze, a shrike flapped its wings as it plunged into a flock of owls. Yuanshan Dongzhi, not remotely calm: "Bruce, tell me what the hell you mean by a surprise!" Family troubles were thrown into chaos by the sudden arrival of the Holy Grail War... The adventure continues... Note: The protagonist raises a child. The story has both everyday moments and major events, but daily life is the main focus, and the romance progresses quite slowly. The two sides don't reveal their identities all at once. There's always another identity waiting to be exposed. The story later involves the Holy Grail War due to its Fate plotline. This is not a lore-accurate work and includes many original elements, so please proceed with caution. Please note: The early chapters include some content from Jormungand, which serves as the basis for introducing the plot. If that bothers you, please proceed with caution. P.S. The protagonist's ID says he's twenty, but in reality he's a kid under twelve. The author is unreliable and obsessed with movies. My memory is hazy, so I often have to look things up, but the timeline will be rearranged and the original plot will not be followed. I'm a newcomer, and my logic and writing are terrible, terrible, terrible. OOC is the norm, so... Please proceed with caution!!! If you feel uncomfortable, click away immediately. Most of this was typed on a phone, so there may be typos. Please forgive me. Theme: Eat until you're full, sleep until you're well rested