[Honkai: Star Rail] The Socially Anxious One Is Forced to Bind to a Fun-Loving System

[A cyber-cultivation setting, and a hilarious story you can enjoy even if you haven't read the original!] My name is Zhaolu, an ordinary little girl just passing through the Xianzhou! Out in public, I'm the ultimate social butterfly: I dare to touch the horns of a Vidyadhara Dragon Lord, ram a Dragon Lord in the waist with my wheelchair, argue with the Vidyadhara elders in the street, and infiltrate the hostile Disciples of Sanctus Medicus! But nobody knows that I'm actually a socially anxious person who needs to be treated gently. It's all because of Aha, who calls themself the Fun System. My life has gone hurtling down the path of elation, like a whole herd of alpacas joyfully galloping across the grasslands! On the outside, I strike hard. My legends are told everywhere from Luofu to Zhuming. On the inside, I'm timid and meek, daring to be angry but not to speak up. Aha alone was enough to make my life colorful, but then the System added the Aeon of Abundance, our Xianzhou's sworn enemy. They sucked on me and kissed me until they nearly stuffed me full, and I became even more introverted. I believe bad things don't happen three times in a row. Surely no other Aeon will join my big family... Then I was left deep in thought and screaming when the newly arrived, hot-tempered big brother Aeon of Destruction and the Vidyadhara Dragon Lord's ancestor, the Aeon of Permanence who had won their way back into the game, showed up. Don't come any closer! Don't suck on me like I'm a cat!! Don't treat me like a source of amusement, don't kiss me, don't make me hit people, and stop trying to assimilate me! Waaah!! * The protagonist grows over time. The early story follows the High-Cloud Quintet, while most of the later romance goes to the Aeons. * The setting has been heavily changed, and the timeline is a mess. * A story about being adored by countless people (and gods), with one-sided crushes everywhere. This is a Mary Sue romance aimed at female readers, so weak logic and deviations from the original are inevitable. Canon enthusiasts, beware. New story now underway: After Rejecting Both the Assassin and the Hunter's Confessions Liya feels that something must have gone wrong somewhere in her life for things to have ended up like this. How did she end up sitting in a huge house she never would have dared to dream of, worrying every day that someone might chew her bones to pieces...? First there's Killua, next head of the notorious assassin family, the Zoldycks. Then there's Gon, a rising star in the Hunter world and a two-star Magical Beast Hunter. But they aren't her enemies. They're her friends, and they're protecting her. Once again threatened by gangs, assassins, poachers, and the like, ordinary girl Liya can only scramble behind the white-haired assassin. She cries her eyes out, complaining about all the trouble and danger the two of them have brought her, while patching up their wounds with a first-aid kit... You have to remember, she started out as a veterinarian! "It can't be helped," the black-haired Hunter says with a smile, standing in front of her. "Liya's just too weak. She'd die if she left us." "So, will you marry me? If you're with me, I can protect you forever, Liya." The white-haired assassin, standing amid a pool of blood, casually joins the conversation. "Who wants to marry you? If she married you, she'd have to wander around. She can't even fight back, let alone live rough." "Besides, I'm the one who can make Liya feel safer." Liya keeps quiet, tying bows over their wounds with tears in her eyes and pretending they aren't confessing to her. Compared with these hunters, who are far too capable, she's definitely weak... If she rejects them and they leave, she'll surely die... So she timidly accepts them both, hoping they can keep their relationship pure and platonic forever. * A massive warning for shocking plot twists and out-of-character writing. Killua, Gon, and the heroine form a three-person love sandwich. It's purely a romance with little plot. Click here to read about an unlucky heroine caught between Killua and Gon. In my headcanon, both guys are adults, and Gon has regained his Nen. If you hear that, you'll know that out-of-character writing is unavoidable, so please don't hold me to strict logic, qwq. Theme: The ending won't be nothing but tragedy.