[Genshin Impact] Reincarnated as a Hilichurl Lady

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Teyvat Completion Plan

Can a Mad Dog Be Sent to the Crematorium?

Becoming a Handsome Butcher's Pretty Shepherd

How to Win Over Razor (blurb at the bottom of my profile)

He Duanshan was eighteen. After catching COVID, he stayed up late picking up Dendro Archon Rukkhashava Mushrooms and unfortunately died of myocarditis. Unfortunate, but not entirely unfortunate: he arrived in the world of the Genshin Impact game, got an infinite-capacity backpack, and was still holding a Rukkhashava Mushroom.

A Hilichurl behind him knocked him out with a rock and carried him away. He became the ordinary Hilichurl's husband.

As the saying goes, marry a chicken and follow the chicken... But He Duanshan wasn't that sort of person. After failing to escape several times, he decided to start with the Hilichurl.

Kill him! But he treated him so well, even giving him the sweetest little tip of a Jueyun Peach while eating the rest himself. Besides, they could communicate without any difficulty. He just couldn't bring himself to do it.

Damn it, then he'd reform the Hilichurl and make him stronger. Through trials involving all sorts of miraculous plants, herbs, and domains, the Hilichurl grew stronger step by step. From an unarmed Hilichurl to a Mitachurl, a shield-bearing Hilichurl, an archer Hilichurl, a Hilichurl Berserker, a Stonehide Lawachurl, and finally a Hilichurl war god.

He even gave him a name: He Qiu.

But the stronger He Qiu became, the colder He Duanshan felt at night beneath his warm blankets. Luckily, Hilichurls in a 12+ game didn't have that thing! He Duanshan had checked under the animal hide back when He Qiu was still an ordinary Hilichurl. Though he got a sound beating, at least he could sleep peacefully every night.

As time went on, He Duanshan became the wife of the strongest Hilichurl tribe in Teyvat. He commanded the winds and rain and was mighty and imposing, ruling the entire Hilichurl world, leading the Hilichurls in infrastructure projects, and becoming richer than a nation.

Until one day, he finally attracted the attention of the Heavenly Principles. A cursed species does not deserve joy, Celestia declared. The Skyfrost Nail descended. He Duanshan wept in despair. Had it all been no more than a fleeting dream?

But just as the Skyfrost Nail was about to pierce the city, the stone armor fell from He Qiu, revealing a stern, rugged figure. With one thrust of his spear, he shattered the object from the heavens.

He Qiu turned around, his eyes burning with passion. "Thank you. You gave my innocent soul, sealed away for five hundred years, a new life."

"Y-you..." He Duanshan was too shocked to speak. After a moment of silence, he suddenly cried out, "You don't have that thing now, do you?!"

"Well, you'll find out someday. But I have something to take care of right now. Wait for me." He Qiu smiled mischievously and headed for The Chasm with the Hilichurls whose consciousness remained intact.

If the Seven could not fully break with the heavens, and the Abyss's goals were complicated and inscrutable, then Khaenri'ah would once again raise the banner of rebellion.

Happy ending.

Trying to update daily. My pen name tells you my mental state. Rated 18 or 21, maybe.

Blurb One: Becoming a Handsome Butcher's Pretty Shepherd

The business tycoon returned home from a work trip and discovered his youngest son lying in the doghouse... watching an action movie. The tycoon was delighted and walked over to pat his son's shoulder. "My boy's all grown up?"

His twenty-two-year-old son turned around in horror. The tycoon saw what was playing: two men. In a rage, the tycoon spat up blood and kicked his son out of the family.

That son was named Yuan Wu.

Now Yuan Wu was truly left with nothing. Since he had nothing to lose, he might as well boldly pursue his dream. Some people dreamed of becoming lawyers, some wanted to be entrepreneurs, some wanted to be pianists, some wanted to pick up scrap, and some wanted to live off others. Yuan Wu's dream was to herd sheep.

With help from a friend, he went to the southwestern highlands, bought a small tent, and began his life as a shepherd. Animals had always taken to him remarkably well, but whatever he raised died. Determined to redeem himself, he decided to become a great shepherd, as the profession was commonly known.

The place where he bought his tent wasn't too remote, but within several miles, he had only one neighbor: a taciturn young butcher with a murderous aura. During their first meeting, the butcher gave him a look that made him feel the man wanted to drag him over and slaughter him with a single stroke. The young man fled in terror, while the butcher watched coldly as the idiot scrambled away.

Damn, he's scary.

But when Yuan Wu successfully raised the only three sheep he owned, only for the butcher to save them again, he began to see him differently.

Damn, he's handsome.

Damn, he's huge.

Damn, he's... Mmph.

In the end, Yuan Wu still didn't raise that many animals. He only let them graze across several mountains, he told a reporter who came to interview him about his secrets to success, pointing to the mountains behind him.

The reporter was about to ask a question when the great shepherd was carried over the shoulder of a tall butcher, who took him back to the brick house and shut the doors and windows.

A little while later, the silent reporters heard the shepherd's cries from inside: "You beast! Easy... Ah!"

The interview ended, and life went on.

Blurb Two: How to Win Over Razor

Bennett, leader of Benny's Adventure Team, had run into a little problem lately.

There was a boy named Razor outside Mondstadt, in Wolvendom, who had been raised by wolves. Bennett liked him more the longer he looked at him. Razor didn't talk much, but he was incredibly handsome and made you feel completely safe.

But Razor spent every day hunting and playing with his Lupical. The only time Bennett got to be with him was when he went looking for him. Could Razor actually hate him?

So Bennett asked the Traveler, Aether, about Razor's impression of him indirectly. Razor said, "Bennett talks a lot. Being with him, no full stomach."

Bennett was thunderstruck. Bandages had gone up in price lately, so he could afford even less meat to share with Razor. He sighed and was about to leave when Aether grabbed him and mysteriously told him the secret to becoming lucky: sing "Good Luck Comes."

When the bright, down-to-earth song rang out across the mountainside, all the wild boars on the mountain disappeared. That day, they didn't just fail to eat their fill. They had nothing to eat at all.

Bennett scratched his head sheepishly and apologized, but Razor took his little hand. "Come. Go to city. There are commissions. Do them, get Mora, buy food."

That sounded good. Love would come with time. Just watch me slowly win you over. Bennett threw his head back and laughed, then took him into Mondstadt. Benny's Adventure Team had gained a new member.

Before leaving, Razor still went to see Andrius, the Wolf of the North. "Boreas, I go to city. With Bennett, earn Mora, trade for meat."

"Go. Didn't you say a long time ago that you wanted to be with him even if you couldn't eat your fill?"

Theme: Love life. Put the broken pot on a stand instead of smashing it, and use it to grow flowers.