[One]
The thousand-year-old evil spirit known as Yue Yan had his sights set on the connections of the Tsurumi family. After carefully plotting to kill Miss Li's husband and successfully marrying into the family, he suddenly realized that something seemed a little off about his wife.
When had three-petaled flowers appeared on his wife's forehead?
And although she was clearly an ordinary human, why did she exude such inexplicable pressure...
Most of all, the moment she looked his way, Yue Yan felt as if she had seen straight through him.
[Two]
Tsurumi Yue Yan began using his wife's family connections to search for the Blue Spider Lily.
But no matter how many people he asked, he couldn't find the plant. And his subordinates were even more useless: after hundreds of years, they still hadn't found a single clue. What a bunch of good-for-nothings!
Just as Yue Yan was about to turn into a child and sneak into an apothecary's home, his wife suddenly asked him:
"My dear husband, are all the demon cultivators of Japan like you?"
Hearing the key words, Tsurumi Yue Yan was filled with alarm.
[Three]
His wife was a cultivator.
Tsurumi Yue Yan was utterly stunned. He couldn't believe that immortals really existed in this world, but his wife's astonishing magic had opened his eyes. Now he had no choice but to believe it.
Looking into his wife's clear, lively brown eyes, Yue Yan could only pin his hopes on her.
[Four]
"Miss Li, to be frank, I need a Blue Spider Lily to take my cultivation to the next level."
"No, husband. You don't."
"?"
"That's not how demon cultivation works."
"??"
"Take the cultivation method I gave you and practice it properly. Eating people's flesh and drinking their blood is a crooked path that will get you killed. You should get on the right track soon, so you can ascend with me."
"...???"
[Tips]
Out-of-character, absurd, and an utterly ridiculous flight of fancy.
I've only watched the TV series and read the encyclopedia, so don't expect rigorous research.
Pairing: Yue Yan (the vile boss). Some characters will be redeemed (for approval purposes.jpg).
The Demon Slayer Corps will get their happy ending.
Premise: Guiding people toward correct values is everyone's responsibility!