Stop Making Things Up! [Quick Transmigration]

{More completed gen novels in my collection}

Before transmigrating, Chenyu chose to lie flat in peace.

After transmigrating, his character changed overnight: he became a tyrant whose kingdom was on the brink of collapse, a sect leader with profound cultivation whose death was near, a teacher who poured his heart into his students only to be repaid with ingratitude...

He knows nothing about governing a kingdom, can't use his cultivation, and the simplest role, being a teacher, turns out to be teaching Chinese. He hates reading comprehension!

As the saying goes, once you've pushed yourself to the limit, all that's left is to lie flat.

He's tired. Let's blow it all up.

*

1. An official denounces the foolish emperor in court, blaming him for a drought sent down from Heaven. Chenyu knows that after this drought, the male lead will raise an army in rebellion. The old minister leads the court in revolt, allowing the male lead to overthrow the corrupt old dynasty in less than three months.

Chenyu says carefully in front of the court, "Um, let's wait a little longer and see."

The old minister is so enraged that he faints on the spot.

Who could have known that not long afterward, a life-saving canal would appear amid a thunderous roar, stunning the world?

With the realm on the verge of unification, the old minister weeps with shame. "Your Majesty labored so painstakingly for the greater good. I was completely wrong!"

Chenyu: "?"

2. After the sect leader expels the female lead, the entire sect is furious. She saved all their lives, and even as she left, innocent and kindhearted, she was still thinking of the sect's well-being.

So when the female lead returns and confronts the sect leader for falling to demonic cultivation, Chenyu immediately flees. "Yes, yes, you're right about everything."

When the remnant soul of a powerful expert, the female lead's golden finger, tries to possess Chenyu, it gets absorbed by him instead. The expert leaves behind one last bitter cry: "This boy is terrifying beyond belief!"

Chenyu: "?"

3. As the club used to break up couples in a school romance, Chenyu looks forward to the fastest shift-ending mission in history. But his habitual procrastination makes him run late, and he inadvertently changes the male and female leads' first moment of growing closer.

The two leads still end up sitting together under the pretext of helping each other. During class, Chenyu asks the male lead to explain a reading comprehension passage. Amid the whole class's laughter, Chenyu, who hasn't understood a word, slaps the desk. "Great!"

The male lead is instantly moved, thinking that Teacher Chenyu is his kindred spirit!

Not long afterward, the two leads bury themselves in books, deaf to the world around them. One has "Love makes you stupid" written all over his head, while the other looks like he wants everyone to stay away.

Chenyu: "?"

Chenyu somehow becomes an emperor who rules for a thousand years, a sage who cares for all living beings and achieves greatness through inaction, and the world's greatest educator. The whole time, he is just: "???"

Also known as: Why Is the Villain Always Misunderstood? [Quick Transmigration]

More stories are in the works~

This is a lighthearted story about a villain earnestly following the plot, only for the protagonist and the entire world to start acting strangely and send the mission veering off into outer space.

[Reading Guide]

1. The male lead will have an absolutely satisfying power fantasy, no question.

2. No CP. He has admirers all over the world.

3. The supporting characters will automatically rationalize the protagonist's behavior.

4. This novel is entirely fictional and has no regard for logic. As long as it's satisfying, that's all that matters.

Coming soon: I Really Just Want to Be a Good-for-Nothing

Blurb: Lu Zhizhou is a notorious wastrel whose hobby is throwing money around, which he calls investing.

His motto is that there's nothing money can't solve. If it can't be solved, then he didn't spend enough.

One day, he died, before the world could even rejoice.

On the seventh night, when his soul returned, he came back to life.

Lu Zhizhou remembers that all he did was take a nap. When he woke up, his title of wastrel had acquired a new label: a vengeful ghost who collects debts.

What a joke. What business is it of theirs if he spends his own family's money?

The handsome man in a wheelchair, paid for at great expense by his family, exuded an imposing air. His features were so refined that he hardly seemed mortal. Seeing the master they'd hired trembling all over, Lu Zhizhou grinned. "Handsome, do you have a boyfriend? How about me?"

The master jumped in alarm. "Young Master, he..."

The handsome man gazed at him intently. "We are fated to meet. Would you be willing to become my disciple?"

Everyone: "?"

*

From the day he came back to life, bad luck came one thing after another for Lu Zhizhou.

While testing a mirror at his family's hotel, a ghost crawled out of it. Lu Zhizhou chanted "Amitabha" as he kicked the ghost flat.

Walking down the road, he ran into paper figures trying to abduct a substitute bride. They happened to grab Lu Zhizhou, so he took a deep breath and set their paper carriage on fire.

At a reunion at his old school, a vengeful spirit came seeking its killer. An investigation revealed a murder, and he sent the people in charge straight to prison.

Who knew he could even run into a parade of ghosts just by going for a jog...

Everyone waited to see how this wastrel would squander his fortune. Instead, they waited and waited... until Lu Zhizhou became a grandmaster of the occult, and all the big shots came begging him for a single talisman.

[Amitabha, I really just want to be a wastrel of a rich second-generation heir.]

[Cold, possessive occult master gong x rich second-generation heir shou with a dramatic streak and a big heart]

Core message: Life always brings unexpected surprises