[The timeline is fictional and set in an alternate world, pure imagination. The writing is immature, so please don't bash it if it's not to your taste.]
On a dating app.
He said, "I'm divorced, with twelve kids."
Qi Zhiqiu refused to be outdone: "What a coincidence. I just got divorced for the third time, and I'm infertile."
After his secret identity was exposed, he looked at Qi Zhiqiu with nothing but mockery. "Your underwear's flying off, miss. Keep it up."
Qi Zhiqiu gritted her teeth. "Thank you, Senior Lion Who Gets Drunk and Makes a Scene."
Theme: The internet brought our fates together.
