[The timeline is fictitious, purely a product of imagination, the writing is childish, don't criticize if you don't like it]
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On dating apps.
He said: "I am divorced and have twelve children."
Qi Zhiqiu was not to be outdone: "What a coincidence, I just divorced after my third marriage and am infertile."
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After taking off his vest, his face was full of ridicule for Qi Zhiqiu: "My pants are flying off, miss, come on."
Qi Zhiqiu gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you - senior lion who loves to get drunk and crazy."
Purpose: Marriage on the Internet is a thread