(System text, imaginary world, please do not pretend to be a real person.)
If possible——
Xu Huan wanted to blow up her dog company, and she also wanted to blow up the system.
"Where is the character design of Mary Sue that was promised? Where is the brainless pet story that was promised? Where is the cool and awesome Goldfinger that was promised! Why did I get the script for a group-weary comeback?! My salary will be deducted if I fail the mission! Please explain to me, this is a fucking system!!"
System: [Hmm... Why doesn't it count...(His eyes widened, his face looked innocent, and he bit the table with a whimper)
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Someone asked her, if you can't succeed no matter how hard you try, will you continue to work hard like this?
She said: "Hey, you are not successful, how can you talk like this?"
Later, she really succeeded and slapped those who didn't think highly of her in the face.
The moment she stood on the podium, she smiled so confidently that even spring looked inferior to her.
"Damn, I'm so greedy. I really want to eat a pancake to rinse my mouth so I can say my acceptance speech."
System: [Hmm... Why doesn't it count...(His eyes widened, his face looked innocent, and he bit the table with a whimper)]
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Intention: Play in the world, drink your own joys and sorrows