Copywriting:
Yanjiao is an ordinary wage earner. He can be described in one word: poverty.
One day, I was bound to a weird software because I accidentally clicked on Sanwu Advertisement.
"Ding, Lucky Bus APP warmly reminds the driver that you have the following tasks to be completed:
[Novice Task 1: Get 1 ghost world passenger in one day. Reward: 2000 Hades Coins. Penalty: Deduction of RMB 1,000.
[Novice mission 2: Get 5 ghost world passengers in two days. Reward: 3000 hell coins. Penalty: Deduction of RMB 2,000]
[Novice Task 3: Don't expose yourself as a living driver within three days. Reward: 5,000 hell coins. Penalty: Yang life reduced by 60 days. ]"
Yanjiao, who is very afraid of supernatural beings: ... What did Jili Gulu say? Do you know there is an exchange rate between Ming coins and RMB!
One day later, the poor man whose balance dropped sharply by 1,000 climbed onto the bus console shivering.
Hey, is there a ghost? Bus 699 is about to leave.
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There is a legend circulating in the ghost world: There is a bus from the human world to the underworld named 699. It ignores yin and yang and can take living people back to the ghost world, and ghosts return to the human world.
But he disappeared for no reason many years ago and was never seen again.
Until one day, the ghost was surprised to find that a shabby iron bus - 699 bus - appeared at the junction of the Yin and Yang worlds.
Lonely Ghost: ...! !
Although the 699 "ticket" has always been hard to come by, this driver seemed weak and gentle.
Not only does he smile at them, but he also greets them cordially: "Has everyone eaten?"
Ghosts: ... I feel a bit of warmth that I haven't seen in a long time. Sisters and brothers, don't you think so?
The next second, when they excitedly carried their stumps and severed arms to use them as tickets, the handsome driver smiled and punched the evil ghost who wanted to get on the bus, and then politely reminded the passengers:
"Human organs will not be collected, but RMB 2 will be charged.
"Small groups are not allowed to discriminate against people with disabilities. "
"Please dress appropriately and do not stain the seats. "
"Passenger over there, you seem to be very tidy, this time you are free. "
Ghosts: People, RMB! So expensive!
The Prince of Hell who was being freed over there:...
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Small theater:
Kid: Report——, Lord Hell, recently some lawless strangers have led ghosts into the underworld without authorization, luring the ghost world to rise up such unheard-of evil groups as "Have you eaten in the underworld?"
Yan Hechuan frowned slightly: I'll handle it.
Later, another little ghost: Retribution——, Lord Hell, that arrogant stranger actually came to the underworld again!
Yan Hechuan said lightly: Yes, he is my boyfriend.
Dual place, 1v1, no personal attacks.
Screenshot of the core meme of the copywriting in 2023.01
Pre-collection: "Swap with Mingjun and I win"
Copywriter: Zhao Jinghong, the number one "dog official" in Shandong, all he wants in life is to eat and die.
Until there was a severe drought in Shandong, the emperor ordered a thorough investigation of corruption. Officials from Shandong territories were imprisoned, and the cavalry marched directly into the main courtyard of his county magistrate.
Zhao Jinghong was dizzy, God is going to kill me!
When he opened his eyes again, Zhao Jinghong had a sore neck, waist pain, blurry eyes, and fatigue all over the bones in his body.
His face was earthy, "Sir, please do me a favor and leave my body intact. "
The most powerful eunuch in the current Holy Emperor fell to his knees and cried heartbrokenly: "Your Majesty! You are finally willing to speak! You haven't slept for two days and two nights! Haven't eaten anything for a day! "
Zhao Jinghong:?
He lowered his head and saw the bright yellow dragon robe, and in front of him was a mountain of memorials.
He, a sesame official who was never able to get a lawsuit even if he cheated on others, transformed into an iron-fisted and wise king who is famous for his diligence? ?
Zhao Jinghong stood up in shock, sat down again holding his hand against his pounding heart, and said weakly: "Come here, the Manchus and Han people will be at the table first. "
The sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest thing.
Lou Xiangxun was an emperor who was diligent and caring for the people. He worked hard for the sake of the world. Unexpectedly, one day he exchanged souls with a county magistrate.
He wears a seventh-grade black gauze hat on his head, and there are stupid officials on top, squires and evil officials on the bottom, and there are people at the door who scold him for being a dog official.
The emperor, who had always taken Mingjun as his yardstick, looked livid.
How unreasonable!
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When the two of them changed their bodies, everything changed.
Lou Xiangxun was surprised to find that his waist did not hurt, his hands were not sore, and he could approve 800 memorials overnight.
The naughty emperor's younger brother was obedient and obedient, the cold empress dowager was kind and cheerful, and even the imperial censor who had to admonish him every day looked upon him favorably.
The emperor raised his eyebrows and immediately wrote an edict announcing that Zhao Jinghong was coming to Beijing to meet the emperor.
And Zhao Jinghong, who was sitting in the county government office, listening to the praises of the people "Master Qingtian":...
What should I do if I want to resist the decree?
Intention: Treat everyone sincerely
