Copywriting:
Zhou Song was reborn in ancient times for more than ten years, and suddenly found that he was living in a Qidian novel.
As the cannon fodder of "The Powerful Minister", he married the protagonist Yu Jing's most beloved sister, Yu Yiyi, but he was extremely humiliated by her and even lingered in the fireworks place every day. After Yu Yiyi died early, Zhou Song was also accused by Yu Jing and hung on the city wall to commemorate his relatives.
Zhou Song: Huh?
He looked at Yu Yiyi, who came to propose marriage with a marriage contract from Zhou and Yu's family in hand, and closed his eyes before leaving.
As a last resort, he could only point out with tears in his eyes: "I am Duanxiu, and I want to marry him."
Yu Jing, who deliberately disguised himself as a guard but was pointed out: Ha.
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Yu Jing was very cruel and ruthless. In his previous life, he was a powerful minister but he lost his sister. He never expected that in this life, he would accidentally get married to his stupid brother-in-law in his previous life.
I thought it would be the same as in the previous life, but I didn't expect that stupid man to be extra clingy after getting married. He would burst into tears and burst into tears whenever he couldn't see him.
"Why did you come here, madam?"
Yu Jing: ... Tsk.
Until one day, he heard Zhou Song bragging to his friends outside after being drunk: "What do you know? My wife loves me so much that she can't help herself, but I only like his face hahaha."
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Her brother was cold-hearted but got married out of nowhere. Yu Yiyi was worried that he would not live a happy life, but she didn't want to bump into the two of them quarreling directly.
When he was nervous, he saw his brother, who had always been cold and reserved, with a gentle face, gently kissing his husband in his arms and apologizing.
"I'm sorry. It's all my fault. Please don't be angry, okay?"
Yu Yiyi: OvO
Small theater:
Yu Jing recently discovered that Zhou Song was a bit strange, thinking about other people while facing him every day.
"Why do you look a bit like that person? No, no."
"Ah, you also have a mole here, no, no, no."
"Why do you like to eat this too? Change it."
Yu Jing was filled with murderous intent: "Husband, who is this person you are talking about?"
Zhou Song looked hesitant and leaned closer to him and whispered, "I'll tell you secretly, but don't tell anyone else."
"Your old boss, Yu Jing!"
Yu Jing: ... It was so dangerous, I almost took the knife away.
Ps: The whole text is fictitious, Gong is not a good person, he is a bit crazy and a bit of a dog.
1V1, dual locations, no personal attacks
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"I am a bus driver"
Copywriting:
Yanjiao is an ordinary wage earner. He can be described in one word: poverty.
One day, I was bound to a weird software because I accidentally clicked on Sanwu Advertisement.
"Ding, Lucky Bus APP warmly reminds the driver that you have the following tasks to be completed:
[Novice Task 1: Use the "bus" to take at least one ghost passenger within three days. Reward: 100 hell coins. Penalty: Deduction of RMB 5,000.
[Novice Task 2: Use the "bus" to take at least one foreign passenger within three days. Reward: 100 alien coins. Penalty: Deduction of RMB 5,000]
[Novice Task 3: Don't expose yourself as a living driver within seven days. Reward: 500 hell coins. Penalty: Yang life reduced by 30 days. ]"
Yanjiao, who is very afraid of supernatural beings: ... What did Jili Gulu say? Do you know that there is an exchange rate between Ming coins and RMB, which is simply the opposite of Tiangang!
Three days later, the poor man, whose balance dropped sharply by 10,000 yuan, climbed onto the bus console tremblingly.
Hey, is there a ghost? Bus 699 is about to leave.
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In the interstellar year of 5079, the universe is vast, the planet's resources are exhausted, and civilization is missing.
Powerful aliens and mysterious ghosts dominate the world, but humans who are deeply oppressed can only survive in the cracks.
Planet 1460 is an ordinary one among many abandoned planets. It is home to violent aliens who were exiled by the Federation and ghosts who have nowhere to go.
The conflict between the two has been constant for many years, and human beings have been oppressed everywhere.
One day, both aliens and ghosts were surprised to find that a tattered iron bus - 699 bus - appeared at the junction of the two forces.
Alien: Although he looks like a human, he must be a ghost in disguise. Kill!
Ghost: Although he looks like a human, he must be a foreigner pretending to be a foreigner. Kill!
Human: They look like humans, but it can't be us, we'll kill them too!
Yanjiao struggling to survive: ... Please be kind jpg.
It was not until later that everyone discovered that this magical driver could take you wherever you wanted to go in this humble car.
A high-end planet, a paradise, other people's dreams, or even another time and space...
The aliens and ghosts looked at each other and turned on the microphone to confront each other: "You aliens/ghosts are so shameless, this is the hero of our ghosts/aliens!"
The bus instantly became popular all over the world, and there was an endless stream of passengers wanting to get on the bus, causing a great sensation.
"Let me get in the car. I am the only daughter who was devoured. I want to go back more than ten years ago and cut off the third leg of the scumbag!"
"I am the real and fake young master who was mistakenly carried away. I want to go to a higher planet to take back the life that belongs to me!"
Everyone talked about their wishes and enthusiastically carried their stumps and broken arms to use as tickets.
But at this time, the driver who looked very weak smiled slightly, and then punched the evil ghost who wanted to get on the bus, and politely reminded the passengers:
"No organs will be collected, only RMB 2 will be collected.
"Small groups are not allowed to discriminate against people with disabilities. "
"Please dress appropriately and do not stain the seats. "
"Passenger over there, you seem to be very tidy, you're free this time. "
Ghosts and alien races: people and RMB are so expensive! No, you are human!
Human: Hahahahaha, great, it's RMB, no, wait, are you a human? !
Purpose: Life requires kindness
