The Villain Is Not What I Expected

Xie Zhichao is the toughest nut to crack in the transmigration bureau's many worlds.

Born with immortal bones, peerless beneath heaven, and an overpowered start from the start.

Unfortunately, he's a villain.

The great villain Xie Zhichao is a hedonist. His record includes slaughtering nineteen cities in a single night. He's a ruthless killer with countless methods, best known for kicking skulls around like balls. He's practically a human weapon.

The worlds have suffered enough. Yu Yao's final mission is to nip this unruly villain in the bud.

He arrives during the villain's youth.

It's the eve of the massacre.

The gaunt young man is lost in his robes, handsome and pale as paper.

He's covered in blood, every bone and tendon broken, standing amid blazing talismans.

The people around him sneer as they trample on his back, preparing to rip out his immortal bones.

Yu Yao: "..." You people must be seriously ill.

Yu Yao fires a photon gun, then carries the villain off.

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In his youth, Xie Zhichao was a prodigy of the Minghuai Sect, blessed with immortal bones. One night, his entire family was slaughtered. His bones were broken, his immortal bones ripped out, and his dignity destroyed.

Later, he rebuilt his body, killed everyone, and returned to the River of Oblivion. When he opened his eyes, he was back at nineteen.

Everyone preached that possessing a treasure was a crime, all the while raising their blades against him.

Xie Zhichao smiled as he watched them put on their hypocritical act. His eyelids drooped as he decided to play along.

But then a variable appeared.

The variable was a beautiful young man with a cold expression and what seemed to be a bad temper.

Yet when wave after wave of pursuers came for them, he led Xie Zhichao on a thousand-mile flight and stood in front of him, coldly telling their enemies, "Get lost!"

Xie Zhichao watched him in silence.

Later,

the great villain stopped killing.

He willingly let himself be imprisoned.

Years later, Yu Yao silently closed the forum.

[My combat strength isn't great, sob. What do I do if I can't beat the boss?]

[I know the answer! Seduce him in bed! There was a big shot back in the day who supposedly slept with his target for seven days and seven nights and managed to get him completely on board with the mission!]

Yu Yao: "..."

What the hell, seven days and seven nights? You forum players are hilarious.

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