A Teyvat Cat-Raising Diary

On that rainy night, I found the cat of my dreams, and began life as a cat owner.

The little kitty isn’t affectionate. Reach out and he’ll puff up and bite you. On a good day, he’ll let you pet him. On a bad one, he’ll scold you just for walking past.

I thought life would go on like that, quiet and ordinary. Who knew that one day the kitty would suddenly run away from home? When he came back, he’d brought me a local specialty: a cabbage specially imported from the continent of Teyvat.

After that day, the kitty started bringing home more and more friends, and our home filled with more and more strange cats. As you might expect, my cat eventually... puffed up completely. The purple-haired kitty yowled ferociously, declaring war.

[Scaramouche: Choose one. Them or me!]

#No way, do cats really get jealous when their owners pet other cats?#

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1. Out-of-character warning. Original settings everywhere, and the plot has been altered.

2. Everyday-life story. A feverish impulse after I got sick, with the occasional anime crossover.

Theme: Who could say no to a cat who talks tough but is all bark and no bite?