Seeking Advance Readers: "A Feisty Beauty Joins the Army on a Seaside Island [The 1970s]"
Country bumpkin soldier × impoverished, sickly beauty
Blurb: Nan Zhao transmigrates into a Mary Sue entertainment-industry novel about a real and fake heiress, as the foil to the main character.
The fake heiress heroine, Jiang Meng, enters the entertainment industry with "no connections." She works with top-tier stars, award-winning actors, singers, and film stars, becoming an all-around goddess of film, television, music, and variety shows. Their fans ship the couples like crazy, while everyone eagerly watches to see who will become the nation's darling. The wealthy family also makes a public declaration that she is their one and only little princess.
The real heiress, Nan Zhao, is a fan-site photographer devoted to four male idols. On a wilderness survival variety show, she grovels to each of the male leads, humiliating herself completely. Their fame skyrockets, while she's tossed aside like trash.
In the end, everyone hates her, and she dies of depression.
Nan Zhao, who transmigrated into the book with 108 terabytes of dirt on everyone and a variety-show contract already signed, responds: ^_^
At the variety show's live broadcast, the director asks each fan-site photographer to sum up their idol in one sentence.
Nan Zhao glances at the top-tier star. "The river mist curls, the moonlight veils the sand. Freshly famous and already a criminal."
The whole internet erupts. After exposing the evidence, Nan Zhao blows imaginary dust off her fingertips and keeps on being a beacon of righteousness.
She kindly comforts the award-winning actor: "You may not be tired, but my life is hard. I became a fan and got stuck with a complete idiot."
She boldly confesses to the singer: "I live in a desolate land beyond Bashan and Chushui. You're the biggest piece of trash in the world."
She reveals the film star's true colors: "Withered vines, old trees, and dusk crows. The film star stole his honors."
And as for the great heroine Jiang Meng, there's room for one more at the station, so in you go!
Where are the CP fans? Don't you love shipping people? Then ship them!
The variety show becomes a sensation, turning the entertainment industry upside down. Once she's done, Nan Zhao leaves without a backward glance...
She looks at the handsome young men she picked up on the show and hones her blades against the entertainment industry. "Let's build a civilized entertainment industry (and make money for me). We'll start with you."
It's just a shame about Gu Shixu. He's a bit too high-profile to sign. Sigh...
Gu Shixu: "Stop acting, President Nan. Just tell me when we're making our relationship public."
CP fans: "Isn't that why we're here?"
The heroine digs a dozen holes while laughing × the hero applauds and covers them with another layer of dirt.
All the fun, no angst. Not even the male lead, nor all ten Golden Crows working overtime, can outshine the heroine.
Theme: Strive to be a law-abiding, civilized citizen
The ending is so rushed, I want to see the prison story of the protagonists (original)
Miss Jiang, like her scumbag father, is very good at pua. I wish the whole family a "harmony and beauty" in prison for a lifetime.
Great, Sister Zhao, come on and defeat the opponent.
I hope Jiang Meng won't receive this kind of email!!!!
Thank you, madam, it's great!!!!!
If I come earlier, will it be free?
Press the claws Press the claws Press the claws
Thank you for your hard work~Finished with flowers
Although, but, is it over like this?!!! What about extras???!!!!
Take happiness! I wish Mr. Nan and Brother Gu a happy marriage.