The Guests at My Inn Are from Ancient Times

"Hello, lawyer? Is it illegal if I come back from the dead and dig up my own grave goods?"

"Oh, it isn't illegal? Great, thanks!"

Liu Bang held a shovel and sniffled. "Miss Song, see? I told you it wasn't illegal!"

"I am Qin Shi Huang. I'm not dead, and I want to rebuild the Great Qin Empire. I need 2,000 yuan. If you help me restore my empire, I'll give you five tons of gold!"

The handsome, six-foot-two Qin Shi Huang frowned at the text message. The next one read, "My charming ancestor, why won't you give your ancestor the elixir of immortality?"

"Miss Song, tonight we're drinking until we drop. I can hold my liquor like no one else!"

Li Bai picked up the Red Star Erguotou on the table and downed it in one gulp. "Ugh!"

The wine in the Tang Dynasty was 5 percent alcohol. Modern liquor is 55 percent.

"Miss Song, where are you taking me?"

Wang Zhenyi looked at the white object before her. "A telescope? What's that?"

"Miss Song, how are you even more old-fashioned than we are?" Princess Taiping said, watching the person who had brought her to a bar for fun turn red-faced and try to run away.

"Sister Song, I won't sell people to traffickers anymore!" Cao Chong looked at her pitifully.

"Song Lanyue, let's buy this car!" Huo Qubing pointed at an off-road vehicle.

"You don't have an ID, so you can't get a driver's license. Forget it!"

Song Lanyue patted the old-fashioned bicycle in front of her. "Hurry, hop on. We'll miss the minibus if we don't get going!"

Song Lanyue had been able to communicate with the spirit world since childhood. When she received word from her village that it had been developed into a tourist area, and that the grand scholar's residence she had inherited from her grandfather could be renovated into a guesthouse, she returned to the village and settled down as a business owner.

She never expected her very first guest to be Huo Qubing!

She takes Huo Qubing ghost hunting and buys him a soul-ring car, climbs the Great Wall with Qin Shi Huang, and competes with Li Bai at the drinking table!

Song Lanyue's chaotic and hilarious life is just beginning!

Thesis: Keep striving every day and do your work well.