Who Says I'm a Tree Spirit?

Complete, romance-focused A sweet, adorable tree spirit x a deranged hopeless romantic. Mutual devotion. No misunderstandings between the leads. This story has anti-piracy measures. The official and pirated versions have different plots and endings. "The Burning Rhinoceros Mirror shattered, the Huai'an Diagram split, the Kunling Sword broke... For your sake, he calculated every move, step by step, until he had calculated away his own life." 1. At the source of the sun, Ling Li was a Fusang tree, a sacred tree of the eastern sunrise. In her previous life, her greatest dream was to blossom. She worked herself to the bone cultivating, but never managed to grow even one flower before she died. Only as she lay dying did she learn that she had offended the Heavenly Dao at some point and been punished. The harder she cultivated, the sooner she was destined to die. Her only way to stay alive was to lie flat. Ling Li, pursued and struck by heavenly lightning: In my next life, I'll lie flat and live a long, healthy life T_T When she opened her eyes again, six hundred years had passed and the Heavenly Dao had changed completely. They said that after her death, the Divine Lord Zhu Yan had fallen into demonic cultivation, and the Heavenly Dao had been overturned. The Demon Lord had become the ruler of heaven and earth. The immortal sects were preparing to assassinate the Demon Lord. They turned to her. "Ling Li, are you willing to destroy the Demon Lord and save all living beings?" Ling Li, who only wanted to lie flat in this life: "I agree to destroy the Demon Lord and save all living beings. But I'm one of those living beings too, and I only want to be the one who gets saved, not the one who gets sent to her death." The immortal sects: "..." 2. Zhu Yan was the son of the Creator God, possessed the Creator's bloodline, and had the most beautiful face in all six realms. During his ten thousand years as a Divine Lord, he had appeared in countless goddesses' and immortals' dreams. Yet for some reason, one day he suddenly rebelled against himself and overturned the Heavenly Dao. Even so, he continued to have no shortage of admirers. Take the most beautiful woman in the immortal realm, for example. Men who liked her filled all six realms, but she only wanted to become his Demon Queen. Unfortunately, Zhu Yan was cold, ruthless, and hard-hearted. When the beauty tried to take advantage of the chaos to kiss him, he ran her through with his sword. Ling Li witnessed the scene: What a gorgeous man, completely unhinged and in love with himself! * Later, Ling Li and Zhu Yan accidentally entered the Burning Rhinoceros Mirror together. They say the mirror can sense the deepest wish of anyone who enters and grant it. It's supposed to be a very thoughtful magical artifact. But what Ling Li experienced inside was beyond words. For some reason, she ended up in Zhu Yan's bed every night. No matter what she tried, even turning herself into a tree and planting herself firmly in the soil, she still woke up in Zhu Yan's arms the next day, clinging to his strong, solid waist like a little bird and nestled against his chest. Thinking of how chaste the Demon Lord was, Ling Li decided to lie flat. "Just kill me." Unexpectedly, the Demon Lord, who used to kill without batting an eye, replied with an expression of mercy. "Your crime doesn't warrant death." Reader's Guide: 1. They are mutually devoted! The male lead is a hopeless romantic, and the female lead always stands firmly by his side. There are no misunderstandings between them! 2. Romance-focused, with a small ensemble cast. This is not a power fantasy. The author is a stickler for logic, and the plot and worldbuilding have no holes. 3. Some place names and animal names are taken from *The Classic of Mountains and Seas*, but the world is fictional and has its own rules. Do not map it onto the mythology we know or risk offending the gods ^_^ The new novel *I Got Into the Wrong Maybach of My Secret Crush* is complete The day Jin Zhao reunited with Meng Yanxi, her students had just teased her in class, asking whether she'd ever had a secret crush. The breeze turned the pages of her book. Jin Zhao smiled and nodded. "I have. He's tall and handsome. He looks cool and has a sharp tongue, so you worry he could poison himself just by licking his lips. But really, he's warm and soft-hearted. Apart from occasionally being a goofball and having a low alcohol tolerance, he has no flaws. He's even incredibly lucky." After class, she was waiting by the road for her rideshare when a black car stopped in front of her and unlocked with a click. She was looking down at a message and opened the door without thinking, climbing in. The car pulled away, and her phone rang at the same time. The rideshare driver's booming voice blared in her ear. "You got in the wrong car! I was honking like crazy behind you. Couldn't you hear me? That's a Maybach, a limited edition worth over ten million! How could you just get in?" Jin Zhao froze. She was about to confirm with the owner when the silent man in the driver's seat suddenly looked up. Through the rearview mirror, Jin Zhao unexpectedly met a pair of dark, captivating eyes. Jin Zhao: "..." Help! I got into the wrong Maybach, and it's my secret crush's! -The blurb was finalized on December 29, 2022, and screenshots were posted on Weibo as proof. -Weibo: @AugustLittleGlutinousRice -The cover was licensed from the artist: @SeventyTwoSilver Theme: World peace. Reject war.