The Thousand-Eyed Yama, a level-1000 ghost, was ecstatic to have found the secret hideout of the human players.
But an alleged "newbie" player, only at the beginner level, blocked his way. She even had a...flyswatter in her hand.
Bo Sha stared at the handle of the "flyswatter" and muttered to herself, "Grip... so-so."
Then, without changing expression, she jumped and swung her arm. Smack!
By the time the other players emerged from the hideout, fully armed and trembling as they prepared to fight to the death, all they found outside was a huge corpse with its head smashed in.
"Wow, did the captain do that? She's amazing! Now we don't have to die!" Bo Sha suddenly appeared at the back of the group, her voice trembling with excitement, tears in her eyes.
The players crowded around their bewildered captain, cheering. Meanwhile, Bo Sha slipped away to a secluded spot and "reported her results" to the air.
"Item number N0012475, testing complete. Excessive lethality. Ordinary players will struggle to use it. Recommendation... begin mass production immediately."
At the Infinite Management Bureau's morning meeting, Xian Li, head of the Ghost Rights Protection Department, protested loudly. "The general I worked so hard to train got swatted to death by a flyswatter! Who authorized humans to use such cheats? I oppose this project!"
Bo Sha, head of the Human Item Development Department, calmly kept writing at her seat.
Xian Li: "Can someone do something about this human? She's not paying attention to the meeting. What the hell is she writing?"
Bo Sha looked up at Xian Li and smiled. "Your doom."
Xian Li snatched the paper. On it was written: "Project Plan: Developing a Ghost-Slaughtering Doll Army"
Theme: Unity is strength
