Scum, Your Wife Is Mine Now [Quick Transmigration]

385 had been rated an outstanding System for several years in a row. Every Host it had ever worked with had given it a five-star review. 385 humbly explained: As long as you know the tricks, like hiding the complaints page right from the start, you can get along “harmoniously” with any kind of Host. The Main System promised 385: Just take on one last Host, and you’ll be free forever. And so, eagerly looking forward to its permanent vacation, 385 cheerfully accepted its assignment Host Xiao Yin: possessive, with a tendency to turn dark, in urgent need of correction. World One: Fake Princess, Real Prince The younger of a pair of twin princes was raised as a princess from childhood, then later betrothed to a scumbag top. After being abused in body and mind by the scumbag hundreds of times, he was still expected to have a happy ending. 385: My little cat fists are clenched. I’ll save this obedient kid! World Two: The Internet’s Most Hated Third-Tier Star A young actor with looks and talent had always dreamed of becoming a star, but never managed to make it. He was harassed by a scumbag top, cyberbullied, rejected by his parents, and in the end still settled into a peaceful life with the scumbag. 385: Peaceful life, my ass! You should stay far away from trash like that. What, are you saving him for the New Year? World Three: The Lovesick Fool Whose Golden Core Was Stolen A sword cultivator of exceptional talent fell in love with a scumbag top who practiced the emotionless path. He gave up everything for the scumbag, survived countless near-death experiences, was expelled from his sect, and finally had his golden core cut out so he could become the scumbag’s cultivation partner. 385: ...? Pah! Even zombies wouldn’t eat this kind of lovesick fool. I’m out, next world, next! World Four: ... Later, 385 realized that though everything had gone fine when it arrived, it could no longer go home. Its Host was not only possessive, but also a little twisted. All 385 had done was casually promise, as it always did, that it would stay by his side forever. But he had taken it seriously. People shouldn’t, at the very least, be obsessing over a weak and helpless little System like it. Host top x System bottom Please add my new novel to your reading list: Me, a Succubus, Everyone’s Ideal Type, But a Player. Ji Jing was a little succubus from the Abyss. Just as he was about to reach maturity, he was accidentally transported into a sci-fi world and became an Omega with the same name. The original had an Alpha husband, but the husband saw him as nothing but a dull decoration. The one he loved was an Omega who had disguised himself as an Alpha and joined the army. Little succubus: How interesting. Someone actually wants to abandon his succubus wife? But no matter. Three-legged frogs are hard to find, but two-legged Alphas are everywhere, aren’t they? When his maturity period coincided with his heat, the little succubus picked up an Alpha who looked like a suitable tool and took him home, planning to toss him aside once she was done. But afterward, he discovered that this so-called tool was actually the famous God of War? And that this tool had a report showing they were a perfect pheromone match, and was demanding that he marry him? Hmph. As a succubus from the Abyss, how could he give up a whole banquet just for one delicious dish? Please add these upcoming novels in my column to your reading list: My Horror Game Gave Me a Wife [Welcome to the real Sin Game. This round’s scenario is called The Ghost Bride. By day, SHE is a gentle and charming wife. By night, SHE is a vengeful ghost who takes your life. The game will now match every player with a ghost bride. All players, please line up in an orderly fashion.] All the players clung to each other, trembling in fear. Only you suddenly weren’t sleepy anymore Now that’s a game with a conscience! It gives you a wife! Theme: Grow through adversity, work hard, and keep striving to better yourself.