To the students at the cultivation academy, Zhien is a strange person. She doesn't work on her cultivation or practice sword techniques. Every day, she tinkers in the back hills, trying to figure out how to farm perfectly.
What they don't know is that...
This oddball, who seems uninterested in cultivation and is constantly testing how close she can get to being expelled, is actually the only daughter left behind in the mortal world by the Demon Venerable Mo Xun, who threw the Three Realms into chaos over a decade ago.
#A young lady forced to play the fool to protect her secret identity, but too unlucky to fool anyone#
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After a voice from beyond the heavens spoils that she's actually the wicked, scheming female supporting character in a story, and that she'll die when her identity is exposed, Zhien has no choice but to take active steps to save herself, including but not limited to:
Deliberately performing poorly at the Grand Assembly of Heroes so she can get kicked off the cultivation academy's admission list;
Taking a strange immortal who lives in a shovel as her master, hoping this self-proclaimed transmigrator can bail her out;
Protecting the male and female leads, working hard to maintain good relations with disciples from other sects, and safeguarding the precious seedlings who will shape the cultivation world's future;
Accompanying important characters through their tribulations, just hoping they'll spare her when her identity is exposed during the Battle of the Southern Heavenly Gate...
#Men fall silent, women weep: How to devote yourself to the male and female leads#
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Zhien works diligently. Besides tending to her troublesome farming enterprise and keeping her grades at the bottom without getting expelled, she also has to...
Go on adventures with the male lead, treasure-hunting and cultivating,
Help the female lead overcome her nightmares and rebuild her cultivation,
Save the demonic sect's young master from the brink of corruption,
Sooth the cold, obsessive medical immortal's young master,
Recite the vague spoilers given to her by her transmigrator master,
Fight through seven battles and seven retreats to save her junior brother's shattered soul,
And even take a lightning strike in place of her aloof senior brother...
#How to balance farming and staying alive: My life as the cultivation academy's bottom-ranked star#
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But things began to take a strange turn.
First, the farming.
Can someone tell her why real spiritual qi revival potion can be extracted from tomatoes, lotus seeds that repair damaged golden cores can grow in lotus pods, and where that wild boar immortal that suddenly showed up in the vegetable patch to steal potatoes came from?!
#Cosmic cat face: Strange new items have appeared!#
Then there are her relationships.
The people she's fed or rescued seem to be looking at her differently now.
The kind, righteous male lead, a radiant saint who shines on everyone, has developed a soft spot for her.
The sound of firecrackers bids farewell to the old year, and the golden rabbit welcomes good luck to the new year. In the new year, the author must also shine in the world of words he loves!
With pre-payment ① "The villains are all obsessed with me" Paranoid villain × Natural and cute girl ② "Who is the real male protagonist who cultivates immortality?" The sinister Holy Father × Tucao hero Interested babies can go to the column and collect it qwq
I'll bring it in advance!!! If you like the baby, you can click on the homepage to save it. Thank you very much!!! (*?????*)???? Pre-collection ①: "The villains are all fascinated by me" Song Wanwan is a money addict through and through, the kind who wants money even if she doesn't care about her life. After being bound to the book-traveling system, she was assigned by the system to defeat the epic-level BOSS because of her good psychological quality. Some bosses are as beautiful as flowers but as hearty as snakes and scorpions, killing people like picking vegetables, killing people without any reason, and being completely crazy; Some people are keen on pretending to be a righteous person named Bai Lianhua, and deceive people into killing them in one go; He still has an iron heart, and the original heroine spent her life and blood to cover it, but it couldn't cover it even a little bit... Song Wanwan: ... Are you sure these people are targetable targets? System: Yes, dear, do you want to give it a try? It doesn't matter even if you fail. As long as you get task points, you can exchange them for real currency! The more difficult the task, the more you will get, dear! In order to realize a life of having a car, a house, a cat and a dog, Song Wanwan risked her life. After experiencing a series of classic dramas such as dedication, love education, friendship (?) Face-breaking boxing, death in the arms, and leaping from the tower, Song Wanwan successfully escaped from the world, exchanged a lot of money, and lived in the big villa she had dreamed of for a long time. One rainy night, the doorbell suddenly rang. Song Wanwan opened the door, and standing outside the door wetly was the first villain she had conquered! The villain's hands were covered with blood and he smiled as if nothing had happened: "Wanwan, I'm here to see you." Pre-collection ②: "Who is the true male protagonist who cultivates immortality?" After Bai Shao was involved in a car accident, he entered the male channel of immortality that he wrote when he was in the second grade of high school. This is a super deep pit with almost no logic and full of bloody loopholes. It has been so long that Bai Shao has completely forgotten the name of the protagonist and the background story. After learning that she could only return to reality by finding a way to develop a male protagonist and give the story a reasonable ending, Bai Shao burst into tears. Time Travel Master: Did you lose the golden male protagonist [whose entire clan was wiped out when he was a child, is burdened with a curse, and has a monster living in his body, but still seeks bright justice], the silver male protagonist [who is a genius after his death and his engagement is broken off, a slap in the face and who is inspired to upgrade], or the bronze male protagonist who comes from an ordinary background and has extraordinary ambitions, who is repeatedly abused by villains, and who still shines with the glory of the Holy Father on the earth]? Bai Shao: ... I'm sorry, it's all my faultqwq I shouldn't have made you so miserable, but I really can't remember who the leading actor is! Time Travel Master: Haha. In desperation, Bai Shao chose the safest strategy - Keep them all, all in!!! [Food Guide] ①1v1, CP is the real hero.
The author has masculine qwq and will resume updating when he recovers!
Did the author forget to update during the Chinese New Year?