Li Chunchu suspected that she was an NPC in a horror game.
The oiran election is held every year in the capital, and she has been elected for the 120th time; the emperor will recognize three illegitimate children from the people every month, who are more fertile than pigs; every time the last outsider dies in the capital, she will go back to a month ago, and at the same time there will be no more than thirty new outsiders.
Their dressing and speaking habits are different from the locals. Even the word "NPC" was overheard by Li Chunchu from their chat.
They looked at Li Chunchu with greedy and fearful eyes.
And these people will disappear quietly after thirty days.
Li Chunchu peeled off the small scar on his wrist out of boredom. Several years later, it never really disappeared.
And all of this - Li Chunchu looked at the little monster with black hair and eyes aside - started when she picked up this "thing".
The young man who was already a head taller than her showed Li Chunzhou a strange smile that had been practiced thousands of times and had no flaws.
……
Li Chunzhou firmly believed that this guy was definitely not a "human being".
Beautiful green tea vs alien monster
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[1V1, the male protagonist Li Zixuan, the emotional lines of other male characters are only single arrows, and some characters will be merged later]
PS: Not every character in this article has a perfect personality. If you feel uncomfortable, please retreat in time.
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Preview 1 "I am the daughter of the heroine Mary Sue"
Mu Luxue has a noble status and is the eldest daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion. She was stupid and unable to communicate with others until she was fifteen years old. After falling into the water on a winter night, she suddenly woke up. Only then did everyone realize that the eldest daughter of the Mu family turned out to be a peerless beauty who would conquer the entire country.
Mu Luxue had a vicious aunt and a concubine in her family. She met an outsider who took her as his disciple, opened many shops and made a lot of money, and even established a killer organization. There were a lot of men who loved her wholeheartedly, and she even met my father who loved her so much that he vowed to be with her forever.
Yes, the above is what others call the legendary life of my mother Mu Luxue.
And I am her only daughter left in this world, but on the surface, I am her son.
My mother passed away before I could remember. As for who my real father was—I don't know, because since I can remember, no less than five men have tried to get me to call him dad.
The handsome young man from aristocratic family stared at me with tears in his eyes: "Is this the kind of child with a stinky face but a good temper? Like me, he was born to me."
The commander of the Jinyiwei who was in charge of the prison personally brought me up. While he was picking at the ground to mend my old clothes, he told me like an old woman: "Don't go down to the river to play, it's not safe."
The prince in the palace has an unfathomable mind. Every time we meet, he always bewitches me with a smile: "Lin Lin, if you call me 'Father', I will make you a princess, okay?"
The Ninth Prince, who has never been defeated on the battlefield, always looks unhappy when he looks at me, but in the middle of every month he always invites me to have lunch at his house. I know that he is using my familiar appearance to miss my mother.
……
There are more than just these men who fall under my mother's pomegranate skirt, but these men say that the person they love most is my mother, but they all have three wives and four concubines in their backyards, as well as groups of children.
After Mary Sue is finished, there is only a piece of chicken feathers left.
My daily life is already very busy, but my rather charming love brain is still busy secretly writing erotic stories about me and him as the main characters.
Me: ... This world is really too confusing.
PS: The text is in third person
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Pre-receipt of the second episode "Eighteen-year-old Single with Three Children" (a cool article about system sign-in)
Qi Linghuai, who was over two hundred years old at the time and had become the leader of the righteous path, was suddenly bound by the palace fighting system one day. In order to complete the palace fighting mission in the world of immortality, she decided to leave the sect and set up her own business outside.
There is good news and bad news on the road to starting a sect.
Good news: The eldest apprentice has had a protagonist's face since he was a child. He is hard-working and has a strong sense of responsibility. He is expected to become a leader of the right path in the future and is more motivated than Qi Linghuai. Although the second apprentice is just a fool, he is better because he is talented and has a famous family behind him. Support me, no matter whether I am a cultivator or not, I can walk sideways in the world of cultivating immortals. The third disciple is simple-minded, ignorant and clingy. Although he may fall into the devil's path in the future and be the lifelong enemy of his senior brother, he has not grown crooked yet and can be saved.
Bad news: One of them is now five years old, one is three years old, and the other is less than one year old, and the golden fingers given by the system are useless:
Warm Love Wine(activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, revitalize X wind)
Bring it to you! (You can copy other people's items and skills regardless of their level)
[Mom, love me again] (can increase the survival rate of cubs, only works for children under the host's name)...
So Qi Linghuai pried off the heads of the three little carrot heads: "Call mom, call mom!"
#Qilinghuai: Eighteen years of unmarried life with three children#
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The head of the Qingyun Sect: #About my son's inappropriate behavior of leaving his own CEO alone and insisting on subsidizing a small start-up company#
Slow-witted, cruel, fish-faced (female protagonist) VS tough-talking, jealous and love-minded (male protagonist)
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Purpose: Looking for the meaning of life
Reader comments
Damn it, I can't help it. I know that my brother has definitely not changed🤓
Is the author so slow to update?
Check in, check in, check in, so is the male protagonist Song Bai or Feng Yi?
Oops, the big boss is right in front of you
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Please update (●'?'●)
Where can I find the fairy lady who plays with Yanyun and steals pens?
The author is great...
Boss, do you want to update those two pieces? [Please]
Damn it, I can't help it. I know that my brother has definitely not changed🤓
Is the author so slow to update?
Check in, check in, check in, so is the male protagonist Song Bai or Feng Yi?
Oops, the big boss is right in front of you
The writing is okay, good luck to the author! Support you?
Please update (●'?'●)
Where can I find the fairy lady who plays with Yanyun and steals pens?
The author is great...
Boss, do you want to update those two pieces? [Please]
It's a good article. It's nice to read.