Pre-collection of "This article is forbidden to be read", "Life is a mess and I sleep" and "After the Mary Sue is finished", please collect it ≥▽≤
After Si Jiyue joined the Qingyun Sect, she gradually discovered that something was wrong with this sect:
The master has a gentle temperament, is as light as a chrysanthemum, and treats his disciples like a spring breeze, but he does not want to make progress_(:з∠)_cultivation? Submissive; eating? Strike hard!
The eldest brother is a young genius. He is well-known but ambitious. He has always sought power and usurped the throne written all over his face. His goal in life is to lead his unsatisfied sect to become bigger and stronger;
The second senior brother is talkative, saying things that others can't understand all day long, shouting about "science and democracy" whenever he mentions sword practice, he obviously has the face of a rich kid, but he always carries a hoe and goes to work in the fields;
Although the third senior brother does not look like a good person, he is rumored to be an honest and good disciple - but one day Si Jiyue accidentally ran into him practicing the martial arts of the Demon Sect! ! !
Si Jiyue: The sect seems to be doomed...
But the thing that made her the worst was definitely not the turbulent sect of the school all day long, but the fiancé who took the initiative to break off the engagement with her in order to practice the ruthless way - he also joined the Qingyun Sect!
One day when the two met, Si Jiyue was the first to speak: "Have you met any other beauties since our engagement ended?"
When Pei Tuo wasn't smiling, his dignified and solemn face would add a touch of divinity. He looked straight at her and said, "... Never."
Si Jiyue sneered: "Huh, I've already changed three of them, you're a waste."
Pei Tuo:...?
The weak-tongued genius girl who wants to be strong VS the arrogant and double-standard male protagonist
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"It is forbidden to wear this article" copy:
Li Chunzhou suspected that she was an NPC in a horror novel.
The oiran election is held every three months, and she has been elected for the fortieth time; the emperor recognizes several illegitimate children from the people every three months, who are more fertile than pigs; every time the last outsider dies in the capital, not more than ten strange people will appear together the next day.
Their dressing and speaking habits are different from the locals. Even the word "NPC" was overheard by Li Chunchu from their chat.
They looked at Li Chunchu with greedy and fearful eyes.
And these people will disappear quietly after seven days.
Li Chunchu peeled off the small scar on his wrist out of boredom. Several years later, it never really disappeared.
And all of this - Li Chunchu looked at the little monster with black hair and eyes aside - started when she picked up this "thing".
The young man who was already a head taller than her showed Li Chunzhou a strange smile that had been practiced thousands of times and had no flaws.
……
Li Chunzhou firmly believed that this guy was definitely not a "human being".
Beautiful green tea vs alien monster
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Copywriting of "I Sleep on the Journey of Life"
Yuan Qiubai's daily routine before leaving office: "Okay, Mr. Li." "The plan will be given to you right away, Mr. Li." "Please take a look at today's schedule, Mr. Li."
Li Yihe (seriously): "Yuan Zhu, what do you think of me?"
Yuan Qiubai (expressionless): "The tiger that controls the mountains, the eagle with foresight, the wolf that is good at fighting..."
Li Yihe (satisfied): "Okay, okay, I understand."
Yuan Qiubai: ...(I can't do this job for a day)
After leaving her job, Li Yihe held her shoulders tightly and said to her: "Qiu Bai, as long as you come back, I can give you anything!"
Yuan Qiubai sat on the hospital bed and answered him calmly: "Thank you, but no need, Xiao Li."
Li Yihe:...?
Almighty Assistant vs. Narcissistic CEO
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No one in the entire Nan City knew that Yuan Qiubai was Li Yihe's right-hand man and the best knife in his hand.
Li Yihe also thinks Miss Yuan is good in every way, but she is too serious and boring.
On an ordinary winter day, Yuan Qiubai knocked on the door of Li Yihe's office and calmly handed in his resignation.
For seven years, nearly 2,500 days and nights, she ended it all with the words "I'm sick."
Then, Miss Yuan disappeared.
Li Yihe searched Nancheng like crazy, but finally found her in the hospital where they first met.
The night before Li Yihe found Yuan Qiubai, it snowed heavily all night. When he opened the door, the heavy snow outside the window happened to break the pine branches.
Yuan Qiubai stared blankly at the broken branch, tears falling all over his face. It seemed that her life was crushed by the snow like this branch.
Li Yihe looked at her blankly, and slowly realized that a corner of his heart had collapsed overwhelmingly at that moment.
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Copywriting of "After the Mary Sue Ends"
I am the daughter of the heroine Mary Sue.
Mu Luxue has a noble status and is the eldest daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion. She was stupid and unable to communicate with others until she was fifteen years old. After falling into the water on a winter night, she suddenly woke up. Only then did everyone realize that the eldest daughter of the Mu family turned out to be a peerless beauty who would conquer the entire country.
Mu Luxue had a vicious aunt and a concubine in her family. She met an outsider who took her as his disciple, opened many shops and made a lot of money, and even established a killer organization. There were a lot of men who loved her wholeheartedly, and she even met my father who loved her so much that he vowed to be with her forever.
Yes, the above is the legendary life of my mother, Mu Luxue.
And I am the only daughter she has left in this world.
It's a pity that she died before I can remember.
As for who my real father is - I don't know, because since I can remember, no less than five men have tried to get me to call him daddy.
The handsome young man from aristocratic family stared at me with tears in his eyes: "Is this the kind of child with a stinky face but a good temper? Like me, he was born to me."
The Jinyiwei in charge of the prison told me like a mother while mending my clothes: "Don't go to the river to play, it's not safe."
The Ninth Five Emperor in the palace smiled and beguiled me: "Lin Lin, if you call me 'Father,' I will make you a princess, okay? I will give Lin Lin a lifetime of glory and wealth."
The Ninth Prince, who has never been defeated on the battlefield, always looks unhappy when he looks at me, but he always invites me to have lunch at his mansion every ten days. I know that he is using my appearance to miss my mother.
My daily life is already very busy, but my rather charming love brain is still busy secretly writing stories about him and me as the protagonists.
Me:……
PS: The text is in third person
Purpose: Cherish life
Reader comments
You boy! It's been a month since I finished the postgraduate entrance examination! ! !
I really like this setting of becoming accomplices. Falling into the abyss together is proof of the strongest relationship. But I really want to know how the hero's father died.
Won't it stop updating? It's clearly well written...
Tsk, tsk, tsk, the prison sentence must be completely dark.
I was excited to watch it, but suddenly it disappeared. I was so crazy! ! !
So good, watch it again. Jpg
It's very average. It misses the key points. Many characters are not fully written and clearly written. It's a waste of my recharge💰
I can actually quite understand the heroine's thoughts on this chapter. I really just read a lot on the Internet and am a bit "allergic" to these words, because most people's standards are flexible, stand-first, and unreasonable (I can't avoid it myself). To put it bluntly, there are different versions of zzzq in different periods.
It's quite strange. Those women with excellent genes are also quite strange. It's inexplicable. There are also many women who have climbed up from the bottom? Don't they care?
Did Matilda's youngest son not marry the daughter of Frederick II? This can also be used as evidence that this is their illegitimate child.
Let's update the author's strategy on v day
It's been a long time since I wrote this, but it's pretty good.
Come on, wait and see if you can fatten up
Hahahahahahahaha I feel sorry for Officer Xiao Han
You boy! It's been a month since I finished the postgraduate entrance examination! ! !
I really like this setting of becoming accomplices. Falling into the abyss together is proof of the strongest relationship. But I really want to know how the hero's father died.
Won't it stop updating? It's clearly well written...
Tsk, tsk, tsk, the prison sentence must be completely dark.
I was excited to watch it, but suddenly it disappeared. I was so crazy! ! !
So good, watch it again. Jpg
It's very average. It misses the key points. Many characters are not fully written and clearly written. It's a waste of my recharge💰
I can actually quite understand the heroine's thoughts on this chapter. I really just read a lot on the Internet and am a bit "allergic" to these words, because most people's standards are flexible, stand-first, and unreasonable (I can't avoid it myself). To put it bluntly, there are different versions of zzzq in different periods.
It's quite strange. Those women with excellent genes are also quite strange. It's inexplicable. There are also many women who have climbed up from the bottom? Don't they care?
Did Matilda's youngest son not marry the daughter of Frederick II? This can also be used as evidence that this is their illegitimate child.
Let's update the author's strategy on v day
It's been a long time since I wrote this, but it's pretty good.
Come on, wait and see if you can fatten up
Hahahahahahahaha I feel sorry for Officer Xiao Han