"Being a person is so hard. I hope I can be a lazy cat who gets free meals in my next life--" Just as someone was thinking this, a life-restart System abruptly dropped them into an orphanage in the United Kingdom. Standing before them was an unnamed troupe leader, there to adopt them.
The person who became Phantom Lily [eyes shaking]: "Wrong life! I wanted to become a cat, not a catboy! Wait, why are you copying Arknights for this hellish start, System!"
After finally managing to stab the troupe in the back through sheer hard work, the troupe leader turned around and packed him off to be fostered by a wealthy man named Karasuma, in the newly established Black Organization. Phantom: "."
Phantom said he had only these six points to make:
"..."
After working in the heartless booze factory for fifty years, the complaint compensation from the day he started finally arrived along with the main plot: "Hello. In response to your complaint, we've added a cat-butler plugin to your Arknights System. This plugin can generate a standalone conquest sub-System for others. Rewards based on their conquest progress will boost your cat butler's enthusiasm for his job!"
Phantom: "."
The cat butler's wages have to come out of his pocket, the conquest rewards have to come out of his pocket, and when the conquest succeeds, he has to give his own hapless cat away. Who is that cat? Oh, it's me. [Makes a disgruntled cat face]
Phantom: "Fine, whatever about the plugin, but why does the main plot also require me to find the so-called Red Team and team up with them? I've been sharpening my blade for fifty years. Can't you let me betray Renya Karasuma on my own?"
Reader's Guide:
◇I'm trying out some weird ideas. My personal kink is seeing a gorgeous cat get reverse-conquered, lol.
◇The protagonist is set up as not even knowing the name of the Detective Conan anime, so he doesn't know the plot. The System doesn't spoil anything either.
Theme: A good life still depends on your own hard work.
Miss Christine has gone to the island, and the puppet has become strange. Will you come back?
Black Key has three modules, and Shadow has another dream (I hope the module designer is okay)
It's a battle round where the skill check rolls both failed for several rounds. Kp: Very good, then after so many rounds of punching each other, nothing happened. A world where no one but the air is harmed is achieved.
Brother Cat has released the third model. His skills can be activated twice and super reduced.
(You know what I'm going to say) [Wailing]
Oh, you are also playing esoteric religion! What a coincidence! My favorite is the dancer line! It's a great feeling to cheat the gold owner in the early stage and get 98 gold coins directly!
Damn Eli, lie to Maomao Cat: I have a brain! Don't go, don't go!
The shell you made of the smoke mirror is really ugly——! Look at the clothes Camazotz sews for other heroic spirits——! Aesthetics has already been lost——!
What a coincidence, I am also a dancer. Then when I was watching the show, I was so cheerful that I offended all the sponsors. I regretted not killing people and selling goods when the sponsors proposed. Nearly 50 gold was enough for me to squander it for a while. Let us pray to the god who forges the furnace in the day and recreates things with fire. Please give me money.
The second model of Maomao sent [Wailing]