You confidently launch the newly released immersive mobile game, One Hundred Lives to Romance Genshin Impact Characters, ready to show off your skills. But after clearing it, you realize your game seems to be different from everyone else's.
"Tartaglia's happy ending is so hard to get! We keep falling out over our different stances."
"Zhongli doesn't even have a romance system. His heart is as cold and hard as he is!!"
"I died again. You can't start the Wanderer route unless you beat Shouki no Kami. I'm so done."
You're a little confused. Isn't Tartaglia a friendly, easy-difficulty character during the beginner experience?
Mr. Zhongli is obviously very gentle. He even often invites you out to eat.
And the Wanderer... Why would you have to fight him? As you recall, you gave him an umbrella once, and he's followed you around ever since...
Everyone is so considerate, as if they know what you're thinking and are happy to go along with your wishes.
You feel like something is off, but don't pay it any mind. You have no idea what you look like to everyone else.
[That waist is so hot. I want to lick it.]
The Eleventh Harbinger, out shopping with you, suddenly stiffens and looks at you with a blush. You smile at him, puzzled.
It isn't until evening that he takes you somewhere private. As if he'd been psyching himself up for a long time, he takes your hand and places it on his waist, then flashes a cocky smile.
"Traveler, you've got a pretty dirty mind, don't you?"
"Let me grant your wish."
[I really want to play with Mr. Zhongli's hard pillar.]
The man drinking tea pauses, then suddenly opens his eyes and looks at you:
"Sure."
??
Sure what?
Why are you suddenly using your Elemental Skill, Mr. Zhongli!!!
[He keeps getting in my face to talk. He deserves a kiss.]
The boy in black and red falls silent for a moment, then quietly takes a step back.
[Shouki no Kami is way too cool!! Scara's so cute. Mommy loves you!!]
The boy in the mecha grits his teeth and attacks even more fiercely: Who's your son?!
Beneath a pink, dreamlike tree, you look at the boy's silent figure.
[No matter what choice you make, I'll support you.]
[Just as I will always love you, no matter what you become.]
The boy suddenly takes your hand.
"You're so weak. Don't go dying on me during your journey. That would leave me with a lot less entertainment."
"As thanks, I suppose I'll go out of my way to protect you."
□□ series, as always, everyone is included. This story might leave out female characters, so if you can't handle yuri, don't come in.
OOC
The focus is on the deliciously embarrassing thrill of being caught saying something dirty, and on openly confessing your love with such directness that the other person is caught off guard.
They won't be reading your mind the whole time.
A lighthearted little story with no angst~ The ending will probably have no couples, with alternate-universe what-if extras, since it's a game.
I put Scara in the blurb because I'm a fan of his, hehe.
Theme: Romance