Pre-collection of "Excuse me, who ordered me the mechanical boyfriend?" ", "My Ex-Boyfriend Has Twelve Tentacles" Collection~
[Copy of this article]:
In the interstellar year, due to the sharp decrease in the number of Omegas, the government promulgated Omega protection policies and regulations:
1. Omega takes priority in everything, and there should be no debate.
2. All acts that harm Omega will be criminally liable.
3. Respect and care for every Omega, and voluntarily transfer all savings to Omega to ensure that Omega has sufficient financial resources.
As an Alpha, Qu Jinyu, in order to have the opportunity to marry an Omega wife, always abides by A virtue, keeps A virtue principles in mind, and strives to be a model of A virtue.
When it was finally the government's turn to match him with an Omega mate, an accident led him directly to the Zerg world where there were more females than males and males were the most respected. He became a disabled male insect with countless romantic deeds.
Facing the completely opposite world view and treatment, Qu Jinyu was stunned: Am I an Omega?
At night, watching the female insect that was thrown over to humiliate him about to kneel down, Qu Jinyu took the lead and plopped out of the wheelchair.
Luoman was horrified:? ? ?
Qu Jinyu said angrily: I'm sorry, I'm addicted to A.
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The female insect Loman, as the youngest general in the history of insects, had great military exploits, but was framed by her colleagues and was forced to become the most humble servant of the Earl's Palace.
I thought that the rest of my life would remain so gloomy, but I didn't expect that I would be sent away on the day the old earl died.
Qu Jinyu, the eldest son of the old earl, was famous for playing tricks and was a complete scumbag, but he became disabled due to an accident and had a gloomy and weird personality.
Loman thought he had fallen into a new abyss.
However...
"If you are a male or female, please get up and put on your clothes."
"The conditions in Huangxing are difficult and the food is unpalatable. I feel sorry for you."
"This is your favorite mecha and my salary card for this month."
"Your red hair is beautiful. I hope our future children will be like you."
At that moment, Loman discovered that not all male insects were so annoying.
3.
When Qu Jinyu was sent to the desolate star, all his rivals thought that Qu Jinyu was a good-for-nothing male who could only survive a month on the harsh desolate star, so they were just waiting for the good show.
However, half a year has passed, and Qu Jinyu is not only living well, but also thriving in Huangxing.
Make rice cookers, microwave ovens, ovens, repair mechas...
"No insect is born perfect."
Desolate Star Insect People: Qujin Island!
Qu Jinyu:? The food here is really unpalatable. I just want my wife to eat better.
The enemies who were slapped in the face:...
External aggression must be retaliated internally. A Durban class monitor dotes on his wife. He looks humble and submissive, but in reality he is ruthless and super strong as a protector of his wife.
Ps: The attacked leg will slowly recover afterward.
(Like to collect it) 1v1, the plot is messy, don't correct the details, all members are intellectually enlightened, primary school students' culture, kindergarten writing style
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Pre-released article "Excuse me, who gave me the mechanical boyfriend?" Collect if interested~
Copywriting:
After being dumped for the third time, Hong Ji mistakenly clicked on an advertisement called "Little Witch's Love" while drunk.
When he sobered up the next day, a huge package appeared at his door. There were five big words printed on the package: cute and easy to push over.
Hong Ji doubtfully brought the package in and opened it. He looked at the "cute and easy-to-push" figure in front of him who was 1.9 Meters tall, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and eight-pack abs. He then looked at the 12,000 people who suddenly disappeared in Kari, and fell into deep thought.
***! Get your money back!
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Instructions for the smart little witch "girlfriend".
Precautions for use (false×):
1. The soft little cute ones are easily damaged, please take care of them with care.
2. Charge it at least 1-2 times a day, otherwise it will easily run out of power.
3. Remember! No private behavior can be performed on it.
Precautions for use (real √):
1. Soft little cutie = 1.9 Meters tall, 8-pack abs, a tough guy who can randomly take away someone with one punch! (Yes! Male!!)
2. Charge it at least 1-2 times a day to ensure enough power = four meals a day, four bowls per meal, and four hours of "power" running at night.
3. You can't do private things to him = He can do private things to others!
The next day, Hong Ji held on to his sore waist, gritted his teeth, flushed the "fraud manual" down the toilet, and decisively downloaded the anti-fraud app.
He said: "This is a scam! I want to report it!"
The initiator said casually: "That's not what you said last night."
Hong Ji:?
"You said you liked it."
Hong Ji:? ?
"He is indeed a bad man who wears trousers and turns against anyone."
Hong Ji, a bad man who was dumped three times: &$!#**#%…
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After being a cup-picker and raising a pretty boy.
Hong Ji: What? Can't you be satisfied with clothes priced at ninety-nine yuan?
Hong Ji: Factory direct sale clearance price, the original price is 990, pure cotton!
:... Can I not have leopard print?
Hong Ji: That won't work, the code will be broken.
Hong Ji: Tsk, why do you ask so much for a robot? Only I can stand you.
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[Since 1, I think I am a pure and innocent person in the closet × guide step by step to pervert the evil belly attack]
For another article "My ex-boyfriend has twelve tentacles" please see the column~
Intention: A different life would be equally wonderful
Reader comments
Only after seeing the rebates did I remember that there was such an article
It's been 25 years. Damn, it's awesome. Please update it. The child will be very uncomfortable.
Only after seeing the rebates did I remember that there was such an article
It's been 25 years. Damn, it's awesome. Please update it. The child will be very uncomfortable.
A bit hit by the amnesia joke
It's okay, it's already good