Negotiations in Progress: No Showing Off!

Seeking advance readers for Welcome to Rabbit Enforcers Inc.

[What is it like when your nemesis mutates into a peacock? Asking for a friend!]

[Thanks for asking. I just left the negotiation table, and this is the 99th time he's fanned his tail at me.]

After people around the world evolve into hopeless romantics, they begin mutating into half-human, half-animal forms, and stories about them take over every major headline.

- Electric Eel Queen shocks anyone she falls for, sending her lover to the ICU three times?

- Influencer asked to "show her legs" on stream, only to reveal eight of them?

- Do female mantises really kill their husbands? Their exes are signing up for Survival Challenge.

As a senior officer tasked with handling the "hopeless romantic crisis," Lu Ting'an's job is to control the mutants.

He never imagined his top target would be the "outlaw" who escaped from him three years ago.

At a negotiation table broadcast live to the entire world, he tries to use force to suppress the rowdy "mutant group."

The next second, the "outlaw" stands up and elegantly fans his tail in front of the whole world.

"Darling, long time no see."

The whole internet erupts: "Is this a negotiation or a mating display?"

[So? How are things going now, OP?]

Uh... Here's the situation:

The 100th time.

He's pinned against the wall, helplessly spreading his trembling tail feathers.

And my job... is to subdue him, not to fluff up my own furry tail.

[Reader's Guide]

1. A peacock bottom who acts arrogant and narcissistic but is actually a master flirt x a rational, cold-blooded police officer top who actually fell first

2. A wildly imaginative, absurd style: the author writes whatever they dream up. Case arcs plus a main plot, with mild horror elements.

3. A story about destined enemies who fall in love, fight each other, and always have each other's backs.

Seeking advance readers for Welcome to Rabbit Enforcers Inc.

A rule of survival is passed around Sweetnight City: Don't mess with rabbits, especially that smiling gray rabbit.

Jing Lin is Sweetnight City's top crisis consultant and a paragon of reason.

When a "beastfolk celebrity" injures someone, the other beastfolk try to find excuses for him. But Jing Lin coolly declares on camera, "Then make him into a specimen."

Overnight, he becomes public enemy number one among beastfolk.

During a desperate pursuit, he calls the most absurd number in the underworld.

To his surprise, the van's doors slide open and a vanload of fluffy "rabbit enforcers" jump out.

The young man leading them wears a hoodie with the hood up and has a carrot between his teeth. "Sorry I'm late."

Ten minutes later, Jing Lin stares at the pursuers strewn all over the place, his rational worldview shattered.

From then on, he's forced to team up with this violent rabbit.

No one knows that Jing Lin is actually a proud member of the Raven clan, regarded as a freak because he's afraid of heights.

He mocks him: "Hey, flightless crow."

He can't stand him: "Get lost, you sly maniac of a rabbit."

Until one night, when Jing Lin enters his "moulting cycle" and curls up inside the van.

Cang Er bends over and traps him against the back seat. "Consultant, do you know how rabbits calm down a panicking fledgling?"

He lowers his voice and shares a dirty secret: "They bite the back of its neck until it stops trembling."

Jing Lin grits his teeth, trapped between the seat and the feverish heat of his body.

Taking advantage of the moment, Cang Er lifts his chin. "Or... you could hold on to my ears."

"Welcome to Rabbit Enforcers Inc."

"We handle all kinds of troublemakers, specialize in giving them a physical send-off, and we're pros at catching cheaters (if we get beaten up, don't worry, we'll scam them ourselves)."

Theme: Be yourself, not what others define you as