I Conquered the Interstellar World with Ancient Perfume Balm

I’ll need to take a very long break. I’m so sorry, but I have an extremely important exam to prepare for. See you in July. I’m sorry again, everyone who added this to your collection. Little angels, feel free to remove it from your collection or drop the story! (Bows) But I’ll revise and finish this story, so please don’t worry~

A couple of upcoming stories:

◆ Upcoming 1: The Lone King’s Journey to Becoming an Actor [Infinite]

◆ Upcoming 2: When a Sword Gets a Matchmaker System

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[Goofy, easygoing little osmanthus spirit x Stoic, scheming tyrant emperor]

Xian Luo had finally taken human form, becoming the first osmanthus spirit in the Moon Palace.

Before he could even go down to the human world for a look, he got into a scuffle with the Jade Rabbit and was knocked unconscious. When he opened his eyes, he was in the interstellar era.

Xian Luo: QAQ

He was kicked out of his home as soon as he arrived, branded a good-for-nothing with no mental power.

To make a living, Xian Luo got a job called “livestreaming” and started selling traditional scented balms taught to him by Sister Chang’e.

At first:

With no sense of smell, the environment was awful. Blue Star people all carried a faint scent of blood. The slightest disagreement led to gang fights and civil unrest...

Later:

There were all kinds of scented balms, and they sold out. Not only did Blue Star people smell flowers for the first time, they even regained their sense of smell!

Why fight? They loved their fellow citizens! They cared for the environment!

Luo: (Counting star coins, eyes shining) The people of Blue Star are so nice.

Later still, a post on the interstellar web exploded:

User 1: Confirmed! That jasmine balm really can cure headaches! I’ve had migraines for over a decade, and Luo is simply my god!

User 2: Me too! I’ve suffered from insomnia for years. That lavender balm is practically my reborn parents...

User 3: I agree with the person above. I used rose balm to confess, and now my crush looks like he’s sniffing catnip... (old man on the subway looking at his phone.jpg)

User 211: Slightly off topic, but is nobody really curious about what Luo God’s mental form is? [Your post has been deleted]

User 211: ?

Xian Luo was gently tugged by the little flower bud. His face remained composed, but his cheeks flushed red.

Yi Shian turned his head and chuckled, rubbing the tip of his nose against Xian Luo’s mental form, the little osmanthus blossom. “Luo God’s mental form...”

“I know.”

The next day, Xian Luo’s profile conspicuously displayed the following:

Yi Shian, 5 star coins, some flaws, sold as is, free shipping.

The people of Blue Star stared at their emperor’s name and fell into deep thought: ...

#SorryYourMajesty#

Reader’s guide:

1. The scented balm recipes are based on material from the internet, with a few made up by the author. Little angels, feel free to leave suggestions and help create your own signature scented balms! (Pokes head out.)

2. You don’t need to use your brain to read this. The author will put it away for you first. (Starry eyes.)

3. Both leads are each other’s one and only. 1v1, no stand-ins.

4. This story will have a proper ending~ Thank you, little angels, for all the daily likes and energy drinks! It really makes me happy!

5. I’ll add more if anything comes to mind.

Check out my dear friend’s stories:

“Livestreaming the Fluffy Life in the Interstellar Era” by Yangsheng Guwuzhou

One-line summary: A pet influencer gets paid to cuddle pets among the stars. Story ID: 7602042

“This World Has Serious Problems” by Xinhua

One-line summary: I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person. (This one is upcoming~)

“When a Peacock Opens a Jade-Feather Jewelry Shop in Ancient Times [Farming]” by Ruyi He

One-line summary: My boss is a drama queen, and I’m a peacock.

“My Figurines Came to Life After I Got a God’s Eye [Anime Crossover]” by Yurou Bao

One-line summary: After getting a God’s Eye, I started living a happy life.

This blurb was saved on December 19, 2022.

Theme: Persevere through adversity and earn your living with your own hands.