Yan Kefei, an employee of the New World System, has just received another assignment: sort through the System's stockpile of melodramatic stories.
A senior colleague hands over the storage space and says there's quite a lot of content, but there's no need to rush. She can take her time.
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Yan Kefei: How much content is in there?
The senior colleague hears this and immediately manifests the storage space as a deep-well library.
Looking at the books packed all around her and the ceiling soaring into the sky, Yan Kefei is speechless.
Yan Kefei: This is what you call "quite a lot"?
Senior colleague: Oh, this is only the thirty million texts assigned to you. The people next door sorting male-oriented fiction have over sixty million volumes, and the people next door to them sorting trash ads have nearly two hundred million. Your assignment is already super easy!
Yan Kefei: ...Fine.
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Text One: "Love Doesn't Belong in the Office"
You're telling me an employee who works 996 every day without overtime pay falls for their boss??? Is that really something a wage slave making three thousand a month would do?
Male lead: Thanks for taking care of me last night.
Yan Kefei: I hired a temporary worker. Remember to reimburse me.
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Text Two: "No Dating for People Who Don't Know the Law"
I hear this younger guy is going to lock up the original owner in a little over a month? Is this what you get when a lovesick law-illiterate weirdo goes off the rails?
Yan Kefei wastes no time and strikes first, nipping the lovesick menace in the bud and tossing him an electronic copy of the criminal code.
Yan Kefei: Read it, then write a self-criticism. Closed-book exam in three days.
Boy: I love being alone like this.
Yan Kefei: Got it.
Boy: Where is this?
Yan Kefei: A tour group for middle-aged and elderly people. Perfect for you.
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Text Three: "The Right Way to Be Siblings"
The leads' parents fall in love and want to blend their families? Are the lovers going to end up as stepsiblings?
Yan Kefei takes a look at her future stepfather's assets. Hmm, being stepsiblings is still the better deal!
Romance plot? Cut!
To build up their sibling bond ahead of time, she holds out her hand to the male lead. "Bro, lend me some money."
(One month later...)
Yan Kefei: Brooo~
Male lead: Get lost. I'm broke.
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Text Four: "Heavenly Court Development Strategy Plan"
The gods, who are supposed to work diligently for their worshippers, spend every day thinking about romance and starting wars between gods and demons?
Yan Kefei says this won't do. As director of personnel, she needs to reform the Heavenly Court's system.
You're a god and still need a fairy attendant to wait on you? What the hell have you been cultivating for? Are you disabled? If you can't manage, go back and retrain!
You want to start a war between gods and demons??? And all over one little fairy? No. The budget's gone. You people do nothing but stir up trouble all day.
Yan Kefei: Our Heavenly Court doesn't keep idle gods. There's only so much incense money each year. If you want to draw a salary without working, kindly throw yourself off the Immortal Execution Terrace. Oh! My dear Majesty, here's the new development plan I've drafted for the Heavenly Court.
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Text Five: "This Is a Law-Abiding Society"
This is a law-abiding society. Male lead who forces people into love, please come to the police station this way.
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Text Six: "Turning Trashy Ads into an Apocalypse Survival Story"
Even suggestive ad fiction counts as work material?
Yan Kefei scratches her head. How am I supposed to fix this?
Her coworker silently hefts a weapon. The suggestive bit is just a feint, but the apocalypse setting is real! Grab a weapon and aim for the health bars of anything that comes your way.
[Reading Guide]
1. The heroine's role each time she transmigrates into a book is not fixed. She could be the protagonist, a side character, or even an extra.
2. This isn't a wish-fulfillment story. I can't write those (T-T).
3. The heroine only removes the melodramatic elements from the texts. The System and the characters will handle what happens afterward, so the heroine isn't responsible for the rest.
4. Once the story officially begins, some details may be adjusted to fit the plot, so it may not match the blurb exactly. Thanks for understanding.
Theme: Make a living before seeking love; love yourself before loving anyone else
Use those worlds as firewood
He, the evil capitalist
So he bullied her too?
???? So what is the purpose of this, entering into a bloody novel to take the blame for the original heroine?
The comments I wrote to the author were quite explosive, because I was so shocked, and at the same time, I was also clearing mines. Author, I read three copies and finally discovered a fact: the world is a huge love castle. Even the female author who writes female protagonists in Jinjiang Women's Channel will be a man who loves men and hates women. This is really ridiculous. Among the three dungeons you wrote, two of the male protagonists can be said to be perfect men (who are completely capable of being the male protagonists of romantic and sweet novels) with no bad habits, no machismo, money and good looks, good personalities, and absolutely none of the shortcomings of most men in the real world. If they are not perfect, who is perfect? As for the only male protagonist with a big problem, you didn't let the female protagonist punish him at all. Your so-called punishment was just the love between lovers. It didn't even hurt him at all, and it wasn't even as good as "he had the world but lost love". On the contrary, the so-called punishment of the female protagonist is completely sacrificing herself to illuminate and redeem the male protagonist. His father is really speechless. In addition, when I saw the yandere male protagonist hurting people close to the heroine and harassing her, I already wanted to beat him up. When I saw him telling her husband the location of the woman who was cheated on by her husband during marriage and transferring her property, and the location of the victim who was raped by the male celebrity, I already wanted to kill the hero, but where is the heroine? She didn't do anything, as if those friends and classmates who were good to her didn't exist, as if she didn't care at all about the women who were being hurt by her male protagonist and the scumbag, and it was not her who was hurt anyway. She doesn't care whether the wife who was betrayed by her husband will be kicked out of the house or even killed by her scumbag husband, nor does she care what happens to the fans who are hurt by the scumbag male star. Bah, disgusting, so disgusting, when I saw this, I really wanted to slap the heroine dozens of times, expose all her inactions, and let the victims spit at her. The heroine knew clearly what the hero had done, but she never thought of asking him to apologize to the victims and make up for the crimes he committed. Even if the victims included her relatives and friends, she didn't care. She is really a spoiled wife, hahaha. After reading the second world, I finally understood the truth that the author actually loves men. Looking at the first and third worlds, the author's love for men can no longer be hidden. In the first world, the male protagonist has many portrayals of a perfect man, but who is the person who has the second most portrayals? Ah, it's not the male villain (on the contrary, the male villain is not portrayed as bad at all haha) but the vicious female supporting role! Oh my God, the vicious female supporting role is even more "outstanding" than the male villain. It's impressive. It's incredible! In the third world, the male protagonist is a perfect man, and the male protagonist's father, a man who cheated on his wife and was suspected of abandoning his lover's daughter, is able to happily form a harmonious family with the female protagonist and the male protagonist without any guilt or punishment. The female protagonist also seems to have no idea at all. She has no psychological burden on a father who cheated on his wife and has not been around for many years and happily accepts being his good daughter. This is so surprising to me. But then I realized why the heroine could accept it so naturally and happily? Because she is the illegitimate daughter of the mistress! She was the product of an affair, so how could she accuse her father of cheating? Haha, so that's it. The copywriting is written like an independent and sober woman. She is obviously an unmarried woman, but her thoughts are not as open-minded as a married mother. Several of the articles written by that married mother were clearly pointed out as spoiled wives in the past, but in this book, although traces of spoiled wives can still be seen, the revenge and kindness towards women can also be felt. For example, the original male protagonist and the original female protagonist faked their deaths and eloped, leaving the original protagonist to support the Hou Mansion alone. When they ran out of money, they came back to drive the original owner away. After the female protagonist came, they directly emptied the Hou Mansion, deliberately letting the original male and female protagonists run away, and designed a plan to get back the money they took away. In the end, the original male and female protagonists had no money and ended up in the countryside and were spotted by gangsters. They both lost their virginity. The male protagonist couldn't bear it and went crazy. Can you write this plot? If you love men, how could you let the male protagonist get his anus fucked haha. In another copy, the original male protagonist loved the original female protagonist so much and was delusional about being persecuted, so he forced her to serve as a maid and wait on others. His concubines and concubines were not allowed to do so for fear that she would be murdered by the original protagonist. But the original woman is actually a traditional feudal woman. She has little affection for her husband and is only responsible for the princess. She doesn't care who he likes. Later, the original male and female protagonists conspired to kill the original woman after she gave birth to a child and adopted the son to the original heroine. After the heroine came, she didn't care about the true love of the original hero and only treated him as an ATM. Not only that, the heroine pitied the personal maids who would have to marry other domestic slaves to work as cattle and horses. After asking them about their wishes, she advocated taking them as concubines and freed themselves from slavery (including the original heroine). The heroine was very smart and had no intention of having children in ancient times, but she knew that the concubines were from poor backgrounds and needed children to consolidate their status, so she made a list and set rules so that everyone had the same number of opportunities to sleep with them. Sure enough, the original male protagonist couldn't stand the temptation and had a conflict with the original heroine, which made the original heroine doubt his lifelong promise to be together. Later, he actually broke the promise and only wanted to enjoy the original heroine's tenderness and thoughtfulness instead of listening to her pain. Even if the heroine hadn't insisted, he wouldn't have wanted the original heroine to be a concubine, but would have continued to be a maid who waited on people, so the original heroine gave up. Later, by accident, the original male protagonist became the emperor, enriched the harem wantonly, and threatened the status and safety of the female protagonist, the concubines and the original female protagonist, so the female protagonist poisoned the original male protagonist and made him bedridden. The original female protagonist had already recognized who was really good to her, and personally took over the job of poisoning the original male protagonist every day and sent him to die.
Wait... Maybe it's my fault, but what exactly is the heroine's mission? Although I mentioned meeting all the main characters before, it feels a bit boring to just go through the plot now (?) And if everything is followed honestly according to the original plot, how can the target blood value written at the beginning be reduced to that number. .
I can't finish it, I can't finish it at all 😭 If you stay the next day to work, you will be criticized; if you work overtime, you will be criticized for being inefficient 😭
Although there are only 5 chapters, I feel that the protagonist is a bit bored and frustrated after going through the plot for too long (.) I really want to finish collecting it quickly and then the protagonist can let go.
Author, stop it, I don't allow you to write like this. What's the difference between this and being forced to read bloody articles? Can anyone tell me if this will change later? It's still like this...
I think the male protagonist is okay. He wants the female protagonist to make progress, so he drives her away from behind, and he also works overtime with him. But what is the heroine's mission? She has been following the original plot.