Black Cats Tell Fortunes, and Every Hexagram Guarantees Fortune.

The cute little black cat who can hit his beloved wife with a black face A little black cat came to the university. It was chubby, black and shiny, and had been in class all day long. It has become the school's Internet celebrity cat. Gradually, the students found that making wishes to the black cat was very effective when they encountered difficulties! "Miao Miao, I always see a girl in a red dress in my dreams. Is this my true love?" ——I'm sorry, that's the senior in red who was wandering around the playground at midnight. You're being targeted, nya. "My God, I can get good grades even if I don't study. Am I a genius?" ——Classmate, getting something for nothing will shorten your life. You don't have many years left, meow! Later, it was located on the gate of hell, a dilapidated teaching building where students died every year. After walking through thirteen steps, you will return to the original place, which is weird and out of control. …… The black cat is steady and dignified, with a little black face meowing. Classmate 1: A black cat actually asked me to develop a Taoist temple with him. How could I have such a dream? Classmate 2: "How to use high technology to develop backward Taoist temples" "Can the kitten be paid with a business license?" Classmate 3: Already crazy! Fuck the boss! Law! ! As the last black cat in the Taoist temple, Lu Xiaochen broke into institutions of higher learning overnight to recruit top students to develop the Taoist temple. But, he needs to find himself a shit shovel first. That's it, gentle, rich, generous, and also feeds stray cats! The little black cat stopped a certain teacher who was about to get off work, and his white beard trembled twice. "Human, allow you to become my servant!" The legendary throwing male teacher:? * Chen Junshan teaches at a university and has been single for 25 years. After raising a little black cat, he suddenly had a crush on a male idol. The male god is a young temple leader who lives in a Taoist temple and has lofty goals. Strong, cold, and inhumane, no man or woman should touch me. Chen Junshan originally thought that his secret love would end in vain, until he saw with his own eyes that the male idol turned into the fat black cat at home, and then jumped on him. "Stupid servant, I want to eat! I want to bury my breasts!" Chen Junshan was stunned: "..." # Turned into a big fat cat# #What should I do if I still like it? Pre-receipt of the same theme - "Live Broadcast!" There's a Ghost in Office— A supernatural ghost/a fake young master who was so unlucky that he almost died x a perverted ghost who died a long time ago "The real estate agency in Building A is haunted!" "No matter how short of money you are, you can't risk your life!" As a fake young master who was kicked out of his home, Ye Shao looked at the balance in his bank card and sold himself to the real estate agency in Building A with his resume. The monthly salary is three thousand, including food and housing. On his first day on the job, Ye Shao collected the haunted houses and deserted houses in major urban areas. In front of him was a Taoist priest wielding a mahogany sword. Ye Shao said expressionlessly: "How could there be a ghost? Our company's house is absolutely clean." Then he stomped on the ghost that was bleeding on the floor. Taoist priest:? ? ? * After successfully working for half a month, Ye Shao finally met the boss of this company who had never shown up. Suit abstinence, elite CEO. Who would have known that that night, there was a cold wind, and a pair of cool hands untied Ye Shao's pajamas, "Husband... Abdominal muscles..." The next day, Ye Shao saw his ascetic boss lying next to him. She was not wearing any clothes and was touching his abdominal muscles shamelessly. The company is not clean at all. Boss, you are not abstinent at all. Only he, Ye Shao, was extremely unlucky. * I heard that Ye Shao, the eldest young master of the Ye family who is domineering and does whatever he wants, is actually a fake young master. The Ye family found the real young master and kicked out the fake young master! People are gearing up to watch a young master in trouble. Who would have known that instead of getting thinner, Ye Shao became stronger and stronger, and even became the leader of the Ye family, becoming an unshakable existence. At the interview site, a reporter accidentally touched the wooden sign hanging on Mr. Ye's chest. Ye Shao immediately protected the wooden sign carefully: Don't move it, my boss is very fragile and has just been waxed. Reporter:……? ? The boss of the company who is fake and fragile and is really a thousand-year-old ghost: sweet. Purpose: adhere to science