Pre-receipt of "Live broadcast fortune telling, give away the big brother on the double-sided list"
Relaxing sand sculpture supernatural text/Zhao Tian Zuo Di Kawa 1 Human attack x than the attack of a human-like fox spirit
Before going down the mountain, Bai Zhidu was the king in the mountain forest, and his mysterious skills caused troubles. Even the master who adopted him was willing to be defeated.
After coming down the mountain, with no savings and no household registration, I was like a "savage" lost at the crossroads of destiny.
All just to find the runaway fiancé.
Fortunately, I met a living Bodhisattva who had a mine at home and did one good deed a day, so I picked him up.
In order to earn rent, Bai Zhidu resumed his business of setting up a stall and learned live broadcasting by the way.
At first, everyone thought that this was a new way of promoting TV series, and that everyone who appeared in the live broadcast was an actor.
A well-known wealthy family is cursed, and all the men cannot live past the age of thirty.
Phoenix man steals wealth, and Bai Fumei becomes a stall holder.
The soul of his biological son was changed, but his bloodline was in prison.
How else is there a saint from a mysterious tribe in a remote mountainous area who can actually control snakes!
Later.
Netizen 1: Mom asked me why I was kneeling and using my phone to grab the talisman TvT
Netizen 2: All the actresses I like are real ghosts, and they died so miserably!
Netizen 3: Who knows how terrifying it is to see your deceased classmate turn into a ghost actor?
Bai Zhitu: High-quality talismans, effective in attracting souls and ghosts, the price is reasonable, don't miss it if you pass by~
Bai Zhitu was broadcasting live, punching and kicking ghosts all the way, but he still couldn't find his fiancé.
In the end, he simply posted a missing person notice in the live broadcast room: eight talismans, looking for his fiancé.
Customers are gearing up. Take a closer look: it's actually a white fox.
That night, Bai Zhitu, who was sleeping, felt that the eight talismans he placed on the bedside were being moved.
He opened his eyes suddenly.
In shock, his roommate, Living Bodhisattva, suddenly turned into a big white and fat fox in front of him.
He was still holding eight talismans in his mouth stupidly.
Bai Zhitu:......
My wife is actually by my side#
*
The fox demon Su Yunyan, who was living happily in the human world, felt soft-hearted for a moment and picked up a master of metaphysics to take home. Inexplicably, he got a fiancé whom he had never heard of.
Su Yunyan refused to fall in love with a powerful and venomous master of metaphysics.
But, but the big fluffy tail was combed to the end by slender fingers, and the soft ears were also rubbed...
Damn it, even if this Heavenly Master is handsome and powerful, why is he so good at stroking his hair?
It's going to fall! [Evil fox roars]
Relaxing supernatural writing, frivolous daily life, big golden fingers, elementary school students' love story, idiot couple
[The two protagonists, including the author, are both funny people]
Read the manual:
1. Atypical metaphysics, no logic and no writing style, imaginary and modern, please do not connect it with reality.
2. The author doesn't understand metaphysics and is just making it up based on Baidu+
3. Everyone has their own taste in reading the article. Thank you for meeting me. Just abandon the article and close this article.
4. Double arrows, sisters who control the party, be careful.
——The main theme of metaphysics is pre-collection of "Live broadcast fortune telling, and you will get the big brother on the double-sided list"——
In order to develop Taoism, Lu Xiaochen studied hard since he was a child. Finally, he shouldered his own little burden and went to college with his admission notice.
Standing at the school gate, Lu Xiaochen looked at the school where yin and yang met, and then at the silly and sweet classmates next to him: How on earth did this school survive until now? ?
A student came to the university who carried fortune cards and talked about them all day long.
At first, the students didn't pay attention, but who knew that this student would use a pot of fortune telling to reveal the true face of the school.
It turns out that the school not only has a long-standing teaching tradition, but also——
The senior student in red is hanging out on the playground at midnight.
Located on the gate of hell, a dilapidated teaching building where students die every year.
After walking through thirteen steps, you will return to the original place, which is weird and out of control.
……
Classmate 1: Shall I go? ? It turns out that not all of my classmates are humans. No wonder they are so dogs. They actually turned into dogs!
Classmate 2: I have asked my family to deliver various Buddha statues to me. I will be safe!
Classmate 3: Mom, the teacher who failed my class turned out to be an impermanent ghost! Mom, can I still graduate? Mom TAT
Lu Xiaochen was busy all the way from school to outside the school, playing a live broadcast and waving the fortune tellers in his hand: Those who are near the water and towers get the moon first, and each fortune only costs 800 yuan!
While Lu Xiaochen was live broadcasting to make money to repair the Taoist temple, he also used the Internet to have an online relationship with his first wife.
The wife on the list is a young master from a wealthy family. She is pretty, has a good figure, and is loved by everyone. She calls him hubby in a sticky way and seduce him with sexy photos.
Lu Xiaochen is very angry, how can he resist this kind of temptation!
As a result, I accidentally discovered that the fair and tender little wife on the Internet turned out to be a gloomy, honey-skinned, and disliked roommate in reality.
Lu Xiaochen:? Isn't this right?
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Chen Junshan has not been liked by his parents since he was a child. He is also tall and thick and is not popular, but he just wants to find a good husband and be a loving wife who is taken care of.
He fabricated the identity of a cute, white and tender young lady who was completely opposite to himself, and hooked up a good husband.
But when they actually met, he covered his face and ran away overnight.
Lu Xiaochen used the talisman to stop the deceitful person, and sneered: "Fair and tender, a favorite of the group, 1.7 Meters tall, delicate, and can't do anything, right?"
"Wait a minute, the photos you sent me, those breasts, butts, and small skirts, couldn't have been found online, right?"
Chen Junshan, who is 1.9 Meters tall, argued angrily: "... The photos are all my own. They were just photoshopped a dozen times... Just, whiten them, whiten them..."
Lu Xiaochen was so angry that he fainted: "..."
Mission: There are no ghosts and gods in the world, we must believe in science