Why Did the High-Level Ppt Become a Masterpiece? ! [Metaphysics]

Also known as "When the advanced mathematics ppt becomes a master" Copywriting one: Pei Pintong is a high-level ppt. It covers all knowledge points from high mathematics to advanced mathematics, as well as major classic exercises since the founding of the People's Republic of China. The teachers of each class will take it out and display it page by page, teaching batch after batch of students every day for ten years. Built to last and super durable. As a ppt, she has never seen any scenes projected on the big screen every day, beauties playing games, handsome guys playing Landlord, classmates who suddenly rush into the classroom sleepily in the middle of class... High number ppt means: small scene. Finally, with the teacher talking about it day after day and year after year... This ppt, she became a spirit. Then she lowered her head and saw a certain classmate sitting in the first row. His mobile phone on the table clearly had other teachers' advanced math online classes on it. The high-numerology ppt finally exploded: ... Look at other high-numerology ppt in front of me, and I will create it for you! Copywriting two: Pei Pintong is a high-level ppt that was hung on the whiteboard just the day before, but when she woke up, she turned into a beautiful girl. At this moment, she was standing in the bedroom of a certain classmate. As luck would have it, this classmate was taking advantage of other online advanced mathematics classes during the day, and was caught by her. At a loss, she looked at the clear-faced college student in front of her, and the image of him fishing in high school mathematics class appeared in her mind... So she smiled and took out a set of questions and discussed with bad intentions: "I don't know what to do, so... Let's do some math questions first to sort out my ideas!" The metaphysics master who was used to showing off looked at the title seal on the door, nodded frivolously, and then worked on it all afternoon... *** Waiting to get back to school: [Young gangster wants to bully his classmates? Then shut them up in a small dark room and force them to do the questions until they faint and then hand them over to the police station] [Scammers want to steal money? Pass the math level first, don't think about not being discovered by advanced math ppt] [The villain boss wants to cause destruction? It's a joke, if you want to win high math, you should first be sent to study hard for twenty years] ... In short, she is proficient in advanced mathematics, what else can't she learn? *** Many years later, a metaphysic master who was known for his calm attitude was caught and interviewed while shopping for groceries: "What do you think of the high-level math ppt teacher?" Metaphysics boss: "Well, I probably have completed my high school math studies, successfully entered graduate school, passed the exams, and found a partner..." At this time, the high-level ppt mentioned in the interview suddenly appeared, with an innocent look on his face: "Well, I've finished shopping for groceries. How do you solve this problem?" People who eat melons look at the densely packed questions and immediately think of the pain of being dominated by mathematics and shy away... The master of metaphysics silently took out a pen and paper from his pocket, and said to the reporter while smiling and calculating: "It's getting late. After I finish asking, I'll go home and cook." Quirky high-number ppt*calm magic stick ps: 1. The three views of the characters in this article do not represent the author's three views; 2. Every reader's collection and comments are very, very precious in the eyes of idiot authors; 3. Look cute~ 4. Advanced mathematics is so difficult =w= Preview 1 "The Rich Aunt Dressed as Mary Sue" Yu Xiaoxiao is in trouble. She slipped into an ancient Mary Sue novel and became the heroine's wealthy aunt. The heroine is sixteen years old this year and has not yet been recognized by the wealthy family. She has an outstanding appearance and excellent grades. At the same time, her biological mother died early, and her scumbag father became an alcoholic. When Yu Xiaoxiao first saw the heroine, she sighed repeatedly: Oh, this poor child. Then... The system told her that as the cannon fodder villain in the original plot, what she had to do was to promote the development of the plot. In short, she was to be the best relative to torture the heroine. Yu Xiaoxiao: Can you not do it? Then she vomited a mouthful of blood on the spot... System: [You are terminally ill and your original health is only one month. If you complete a task of abusing the heroine, your health will be increased by one year] Yu Xiaoxiao: In order to live, I feel sorry for my cheap niece. * In order to achieve her goal, Yu Xiaoxiao worked hard. [On the way to school, the heroine's bicycle scratched the luxury car Yu Xiaoxiao was riding in. Yu Xiaoxiao was arrogant: Look at how poor you are, I guess you can't afford to pay. From now on, if you water the roses in my garden every morning, you can repay it by working. [The heroine was late for morning reading and was punished to stand. Yu Xiaoxiao went to school and dragged the heroine home without saying a word: You don't have to study early anymore. Then transfer the heroine to an aristocratic school that does not have early education] [The heroine came home one day and didn't see her drunken scumbag father. Yu Xiaoxiao sneered: I think you should give up the idea of ​​taking the public examination as soon as possible. I have sent your scumbag father to the police station. [The heroine was admitted back to a wealthy family, and some people questioned her inheritance rights. Yu Xiaoxiao gave the man a backhand and said: What a joke, I have deliberately bullied someone for so long, and it's his turn to make irresponsible remarks? … Yu Xiaoxiao, who worked hard to promote the plot and mold the heroine into the character of Mary Sue, didn't notice that the heroine looked at her more and more strangely. Until the heroine held her hand and said solemnly: Little aunt, I want to be self-reliant and protect you from now on... Then she reminded hesitantly, "Also, auntie, your assistant feels weird..." Yu Xiaoxiao:? * Back in the room, her assistant and bodyguard suddenly grabbed her wrist, and the two of them breathed each other, "As long as I'm here, you don't need anyone else to protect you... Also, I'm not an assistant." He saw her change at a glance, and was fascinated by her soul through her body. Pre-collection 2 "Sister, she became popular through food variety shows" Everyone in the world of cultivation knows that the Xuanmen elder sister Yin Ying is a freak. While others were wielding swords, she was wielding shoes; while others were eating rice, she was having dinner and dinner in private; while others were using spiritual plants to make elixirs, she was using spiritual plants to stir-fry; when others saw an evil person and drew their swords, she reported it to the official as soon as possible... Later, science and technology developed rapidly in the mortal world, and in the blink of an eye, we entered the 21st century that pursues materialism, and the environment of cultivation was in decline. ** Yin Ying was approached by her manager to sign a variety show contract due to her beauty, and then everyone in Xuanmen said: "Senior sister, woo woo, please lead me!" At first, everyone was waiting to see her joke after seeing the dark dishes in the trailer... Until—— As soon as the kitchen door opened, the popular science blogger brought tea to her; the cute baby Zaiza stood on tiptoes and worked hard to wash the dishes; the handsome Internet celebrity Gaga worked hard to wash the dishes; the 70-year-old man had a rag in his left hand and a mop in his right hand... Audience: "Do not respect the elderly and do not care for the young? I suggest you be banned!" Yin Ying: "Ah no, one of them can fight ten. Is this fair to say..." A programmer guest said that after eating her cooking, her hair loss symptoms were greatly relieved; a seasoned actor guest said that after eating her cooking, she has been walking fast and in better health recently; a child actor and student party guest said that after eating her cooking, she didn't feel sleepy until eight in the morning... *** Fans' attitude before the variety show aired: "What kind of spiritual plant health meal? It's all a lie. Refuse to be tied up and don't take advantage of our family's popularity." After the broadcast, a fan said: "It looks delicious. Sister, can you let me take a bite or even smell it?" And then: "Ah ah ah Yin Ying, my wife, from now on my rock, paper, scissors will only produce scissors, because you are everything to me!!" "The Xuanmen family looks so silly and cute!" * Immediately afterwards, everyone in Xuanmen was picked out and the weak girl subdued the knife-wielding gangster with her bare hands... The five-year-old cute baby accurately pinched the venomous snake within seven inches... The handsome internet celebrity had his chest shattered into pieces when he was a performer in his early years... A 70-year-old man climbs over walls just to eat after meals... Audience fans: ... Yin Ying's wife, excuse me. *** One day, a variety show airborne heavyweight guests. Everyone in Xuanmen: "Master, why are you here?!" A certain big-tailed wolf with a beautiful face said: "Don't worry, I'll come to visit your senior sister." Purpose: Study advanced mathematics well