Everyone in the world of cultivation knows that the Xuanmen elder sister Yin Ying is a freak.
While others were wielding swords, she was wielding shoes; while others were eating rice, she was having dinner and dinner in private; while others were using spiritual plants to make elixirs, she was using spiritual plants to stir-fry; when others saw an evil person and drew their swords, she reported it to the official as soon as possible...
Later, science and technology developed rapidly in the mortal world, and in the blink of an eye, we entered the 21st century that pursues materialism, and the environment of cultivation was in decline.
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Yin Ying was approached by her manager to sign a variety show contract due to her beauty, and then everyone in Xuanmen said: "Senior sister, woo woo, please lead me!"
At first, everyone was waiting to see her joke after seeing the dark dishes in the trailer...
Until——
As soon as the kitchen door opened, the popular science blogger brought tea to her; the cute baby Zaiza stood on tiptoes and worked hard to wash the dishes; the handsome Internet celebrity Gaga worked hard to wash the dishes; the 70-year-old man had a rag in his left hand and a mop in his right hand...
Audience: "Do not respect the elderly and do not care for the young? I suggest you be banned!"
Yin Ying: "Ah no, one of them can fight ten. Is this fair to say..."
A programmer guest said that after eating her cooking, her hair loss symptoms were greatly relieved; a seasoned actor guest said that after eating her cooking, she has been walking fast and in better health recently; a child actor and student party guest said that after eating her cooking, she didn't feel sleepy until eight in the morning...
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Fans' attitude before the variety show aired: "What kind of spiritual plant health meal? It's all a lie. Refuse to be tied up and don't take advantage of our family's popularity."
After the broadcast, a fan said: "It looks delicious. Sister, can you let me take a bite or even smell it?"
And then: "Ah ah ah Yin Ying, my wife, from now on my rock, paper, scissors will only produce scissors, because you are everything to me!!"
"The Xuanmen family looks so silly and cute!"
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Immediately afterwards, everyone in Xuanmen was picked out and the weak girl subdued the knife-wielding gangster with her bare hands...
The five-year-old cute baby accurately pinched the venomous snake within seven inches...
The handsome internet celebrity had his chest shattered into pieces when he was a performer in his early years...
A 70-year-old man climbs over walls just to eat after meals...
Audience fans: ... Yin Ying's wife, excuse me.
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One day, a variety show airborne heavyweight guests.
Everyone in Xuanmen: "Master, why are you here?!"
A certain big-tailed wolf with a beautiful face said: "Don't worry, I'll come to visit your senior sister."
Purpose: Friendly and civilized
