After Running Off While Pregnant, I Took My Baby on a Parenting Show

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[Blurb]

Ji Ning'an transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a scumbag top and his pathetic lover. He's about to be tormented over and over by Chu Yan, the scumbag he's being forced to marry.

He keeps out of sight and never comes into contact with Chu Yan, managing to get divorced without a hitch.

That night, he gets blackout drunk, goes to the wrong house, and sleeps in the wrong room.

Ji Ning'an: !!!

He wants to forget it, but three months later, his belly starts to swell.

Ji Ning'an: ...Guess I can't forget that.

*

After giving birth, Ji Ning'an lives off his parents and his child, pretending his ex-husband died young.

One day, his little one, Xixi, points at a parenting variety show on TV and keeps begging, "Daddy~ I wanna go~"

Ji Ning'an's heart melts, and he agrees.

It's an obscure show, so it can't hurt to go have some fun.

But...

On audition day, he sees the child's other father, Chu Yan.

Chu Yan's expression darkens. "Where else do you think you can run?"

Ji Ning'an is trembling when Xixi shouts at the production crew, "Kidnapper! Call the police!"

The production crew: ???

Chu Yan: ...

Chu Yan joins the show too. He brings gifts every day, cooks every meal, and is even willing to take off his bespoke suit to mop the floor.

Ji Ning'an is a little moved.

But Xixi comes running over and holds out a phone. "Pay up. How much do you charge per hour?"

Chu Yan: ...

*

Xixi gives his biological dad a hard time, while Ji Ning'an happily watches the show.

But something feels a little off.

When Xixi and Chu Yan both offer him fruit, he doesn't know which one to eat first.

When some weirdo comes to pick a fight, Xixi uses the ultimate weapon of "kids say the darndest things" to talk them into a daze, while Chu Yan deals with them so ruthlessly that they disappear for good. Ji Ning'an doesn't know who to thank first.

When thunder rumbles, Xixi covers his ears and sings to him in a sweet little voice. After Xixi falls asleep, Chu Yan comes to comfort him too, lulling him into forgetting the lightning and thunder outside.

Ji Ning'an: ...I'm not getting enough sleep, and my back is so sore. Why don't you two make up and comfort me together, so I can get a good night's rest? qwq

*

During the final episode, everyone is still joking around.

[The kid has worked so hard. Daddies, don't get back together now. (doge)]

But Xixi takes both his dads' hands and puts them together. "If you like each other, then be nice to each other."

Viewers: [So he's a sweet little angel after all.]

The very next second, Xixi adds, "Have a little brother or sister for me to play with."

Viewers: ...

Have one! We want to see it!!!

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Yan Yuan has won every Best Actor award there is and thinks he can finally take a break, but instead he transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a forced marriage.

The original owner has just been forcibly taken home by a sinister, obsessive, deranged top. Yan Yuan arrives right then.

Yan Yuan: ...

Whatever. I'll just lie flat.

His current home is a mansion, his clothes are bespoke, and his days are spent eating and having fun. It's exactly the retirement life of his dreams.

As for his husband...

Qin Ziyu locks him in a room. Him: Fine. I'll order delivery straight to the window.

Qin Ziyu wants to see him cry. Him: I can cry in all kinds of ways. Which one do you want?

Qin Ziyu corners him. Him: Wow, you're even more handsome up close.

One day, the original owner's family finds a chance to take him away.

Yan Yuan: The conditions here are pretty good too. I'll keep lying flat.

But then his belly slowly starts to grow, and he can't lie flat anymore.

Yan Yuan: ...

Nobody said this was a pregnancy novel!

--

Qin Ziyu revives his family business, then forces the young master who once looked down on him and broke off their engagement to marry him.

After they register their marriage, he ignores the other's tears, takes him home, and goes straight to work.

That evening, Qin Ziyu comes back hoping to see Yan Yuan with his fair little face red from crying.

As soon as he walks in, he's hit by the spicy smell.

Yan Yuan is indeed teary-eyed, but it's the hot pot that did it. "It's so spicy!"

Qin Ziyu: ...

Qin Ziyu's expression turns cold as he grabs Yan Yuan and pulls him close.

Yan Yuan sniffs, his voice soft and aggrieved. "You..."

Qin Ziyu: "Are you scared?"

Yan Yuan pants out: "Do you like garlic?"

Qin Ziyu: ...

Qin Ziyu orders Yan Yuan, "Call your family and ask them to save you."

Yan Yuan sobs pitifully. "Waaah, he won't let me eat hot pot, and he won't let the chef use garlic! How am I supposed to live?"

Qin Ziyu: ...

Qin Ziyu carries him back to the bedroom, hoping to see him struggle.

Yan Yuan is only too cooperative. "Let's get this over with. If I stay up late, I'll get dark circles."

Qin Ziyu: ...

*

Before Qin Ziyu could figure out how to make Yan Yuan afraid of him, he discovered that Yan Yuan had run away.

No one asked him to hold them, no one asked him to feed them, and no one was there to bewitch him with a single soft laugh.

It took him four months to find Yan Yuan's new home.

On the way there, he came up with a thousand ways to "punish" his wife, swearing that this time he would be as fierce as possible.

But...

Qin Ziyu sees his wife's slightly rounded belly and freezes.

Yan Yuan yawns. "Carry me away. It's all the same wherever I live."

But Qin Ziyu doesn't dare move. He kneels before the sofa and gently lays a blanket over him. The moment he touches his wife, his long-suspended heart finally settles.

He really can't bring himself to be fierce.

From now on, he'll just let his wife be fierce with him.

Theme: Take life seriously