Paladin X Wicked Wizard
While being pursued by the priests for punishment, the wicked wizard rode his broom down in front of the paladin, smiling as he looked at him.
His ruby-red eyes blinked, as enchanting as a swaying love potion.
"Come a little closer," Saxi'an said, giving the swordsman an innocent smile as he traced the air with his fingertips. "Your blond hair is a mess."
Sir Paladin is tall and skilled in combat, quiet and taciturn, and has been abstinent for years. The calluses on his fingertips feel especially nice to kiss.
Aside from being ordered to hunt him down... he's definitely the ideal boring lover.
The first time he bound the wizard's hands behind his back, the man warned him in a low voice.
"Don't touch me from a distance again."
Premise: Light triumphs over evil, and all is purified.